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Aaron Matsumoto
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You: lawl, lyk u kno, i r gr8ful and shit 4 wut u've done so far, but i - u kno - think ur n0t doin enuffz.
Me: This relationship isn't working out.
You: lulz wut ._.?
Me: It's not you, it's me. ... No, actually it's you.
You: but ...
Me: Don't call me. I'll call you.
You: cant we work this ou-
Me: B& HAMMER!
FINAL WORDS (Re-Edited DiSsY Style, below is NOT how I really feel...sometimes?)
One final submission which covers the above submission, all of my past experiences with "nikkuhz" and "noobehz".
Dear Niggletz and Nubletz,
I cannot even begin to describe my horror and disgust for you, you ignorant fucks.
First of all, stop playing so much Counter-Strike and go back to school. There the fine instructors will teach you the grammatical difference between words like there, their, and they're. Furthermore, your education will include such gems as "learn to capitalize the first word of a sentence." I understand this is a difficult concept, but really, all it takes is pressing the shift key, not caps lock, because CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL, and you, my friend, frankly are definitely not cool.
Along with the whole concept of learning proper capitalization you will learn about punctuation. Proper punctuation is key to conveying intelligent ideas and quality queries. You'll learn about alliteration - like that used in the previous sentence - and you'll learn about assonance, which are both useful tools literate people use to bitchslap morons like yourselves.
Grammar, too, will be taught to you in those hallowed halls of learning. It's one thing to accidentally switch verb tenses from one paragraph to the next, but quite another when a lack of what Agatha Christie's Poirot used to call "the little grey cells" causes you to place two different verb tenses together in not only the same sentence but literally back to back.
Ah yes, and literary references, too, will be handed down for your edification. You will learn who Hercule Poirot is, how to properly pronounce his name so you don't sound like a fucktard at social gatherings, and why the literary legacy of such authors as Agatha Christie are vital to understanding the humor in modern television shows. Shows like the anime subbed by this fine company.
You will learn when it is ok to break literary rules for the sake of emphasis. You'll become aware that there's a large difference between laziness and deliberate flouting of grammatical rules. You might even find a date other than Rosy Palm and her five friends. Though this last I doubt seriously.
Second, and finally, do not even fucking bother me with your stupid bullshit, especially digits. I'm not your personal shit monkey. Google is a wonderful tool. There are also chat rooms full of idiots out there; an AoLer like you knows that when you stick 30 equally stupid Counter-Strike "Haxing" and "Bagging" fans/clans like yourself in a room with a brainless question, one of you fuckwits will stumble on the answer.
I am providing this useful information with a free fee. Im not getting payed for this, and I don't owe you anything for it, in fact, I take a great amusement in your personal stupidity. The coin for my work is paid in laughter, I'm laughing at the idiots like you who send unintelligible letters and who fall for their trolls.
Now go away or add me as a friend or I shall taunt you a second time.
Sincerely,
An Idiot Who Can't Figure Out How To Burst Fire while CAL-Z Crouch Walking/Running/Hopping rushing from T Spawn to Mid-Cat crossing over to Lower B Tunnels up into B Down to CT Spawn and up Mid back to T Spawn and then rushing Long A up to A and figuring out the best way to try and silent plant the bomb. (Am I talking about de_dust2 spam spots?).
(Original Version of ^"FINAL WORDS"^ at http://www.dattebayo.com/pr/57)
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