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Demondred
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Chisinau, Chisinau, Moldova, Republic of

"I thought a note was a note, I didn't know I couldn't sign it?"
"This dream from which we wake and go" My favorite lesson is “The fight is not over until you are dead.” My favorite biblical lesson is “As long as there is life, there is hope, for in death nothing matters. Better to have a live dog, than a dead lion.” My favorite Greek lesson is “If there is one thing philosophy taught me is that I do without being told, what others do from fear of punishment.” My favorite parental lesson “excuses are like ****holes, everyone has one and they all stink.” My favorite random lesson that I’ve heard from a surprising number of people “Always wear a condom.(wtf?)” After 9 years of playing online I’ve met a lot of weird people, been insulted in every way imaginable, and caused several people to start cheating (don’t know why I have that effect on people). Scored a 97 on the asvab(I know nothing about engines/mechanics).

"But for me... it was Tuesday"

“May the hand of the Creator shelter you, and the last embrace of the Mother welcome you home” “Have 2 bananas”

"Arkansas ftw"

"Why in the world would you say that to her?"

"You are the duke of new york, you are A # 1."

"Yes, I only hunt blaculas."
"Oh, so you only hunt African-American vampires?"
"No, sometimes I hunt British vampires. They don't have "African Americans" in England! "

Just because someone is acting like a b***h, doesn't mean you have to play the part.

"Attack where your enemy is weak, Defend where they believe you are not, and above all Speed is life."

"Mega Ultra Chicken? No, shhhh, he is legend!"

"You're No Ninja, You're Just a Guy in a Ninja Suit"

#24: I can't believe that whore stole my Nissan Stanza.
#21: I can't believe that whore made it past the lake of acid.

"Michael Moore could be the Albert Einstein of politics for all I care, I don't listen to fat people"

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager
had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad,
I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response,
knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an
eye in his response.

'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you
were my son.'

My "The Delta" Name: J D My Black Name: Snowball
My Idiot Name: Stobes