Darky Alan
Alan   Puerto Rico
 
 
Sup, Darky here.
Welcome to my profile; I've been on and off steam for a while now. If you're interested in playing any games with me, feel free to check out my games list and hit me up with a message.
Currently In-Game
7 Days to Die
Achievement Showcase
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Achievements
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Perfect Games
29%
Avg. Game Completion Rate

Recent Activity

154 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
951 hrs on record
last played on Nov 19
33 hrs on record
last played on Nov 18
bojell Aug 14 @ 11:09pm 
It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.
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Tree Mar 5, 2014 @ 4:50pm 
I'll have you know...I lean to the right.
cake Feb 24, 2013 @ 5:26am 
do you even lift?