[8U]¹ DarK
Michael Vakharia   Bedfordshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Um... hai?



Raccoon: vagina
[8U]¹ DarK: vajazzle
Raccoon: pejazzle
[8U]¹ DarK: rejazzle
Raccoon: the fucks a rejazzle?
[8U]¹ DarK: the fuck's a pejazzle?
Raccoon: male version of a vajazzle
Raccoon: penis
Raccoon: jazzle
Raccoon: pejazzle
[8U]¹ DarK: fuck logic.
Raccoon: who's logic?
[8U]¹ DarK: a prostitute I know
Raccoon: you keept telling to fuck them, but I've never heard od them
Raccoon: tell to come round mine and I will
Raccoon: her*
[8U]¹ DarK: alright, i'll message them now
Raccoon: cool
Raccoon: make sure to tell them to bring the cock strap
[8U]¹ DarK: will do

[8U]¹ DarK: Hey, my friend wants some lovin, any chance you could give him some?
Logic is now Away.
Logic is now Online.
Logic: sure, get me the details
[8U]¹ DarK: He’s a raccoon, he lives in a bin outside waller avenue post office, luton
Logic: tomorrow night sound ok?
[8U]¹ DarK: I’ll ask
Logic: cool

Raccoon: damn it, you forgot the cockstrap

[8U] Xaliea: Assuming fishboy is dolphin... I bought a book called 5 reasons to punch a dolphin :D
DarK: wait what.
[8U] Xaliea: It's got many tips
[8U] Xaliea: Like how to pee like a man
DarK: That's amazing.
[8U] Xaliea: Or why it's a bad idea to give your velociraptor crack
DarK: O_O
DarK: LOL.
[8U] Xaliea: That's actually in it, not joking
DarK: never said you were :P
[8U] Xaliea: BUT I DID
[8U] Xaliea: Also
[8U] Xaliea: Wanna lose weight like a man? Cut off your arm
DarK: LOLWHAT>
DarK: omg
DarK: xDDDD
[8U] Xaliea: It works
[8U] Xaliea: BUt yeah, awesome book
DarK: I need this book.

DarK.flac FUCKING MIXME: I bought a 4 pack
[DRS] Thursday's Happy! :D: oh?
DarK.flac FUCKING MIXME: 4 pack, gave 1 to dolphin, bonks and pom
[DRS] Thursday's Happy! :D: and you kept the other
DarK.flac FUCKING MIXME: No, I threw it away.
[DRS] Thursday's Happy! :D: o_O
[DRS] Thursday's Happy! :D: would not surprise me lol
DarK.flac FUCKING MIXME: Of course I kept it, you mong...

Pom :<: i should be asian
Pom :<: i'd be a sexy asian
[8U]² DarK: wait, why?
[8U]² DarK: well, ofc, but why
Pom :<: i'd be able to join the exclusive club
Pom :<: duh
[8U]² DarK: what club?
[8U]² DarK: oh, the club with me and raccoon in it?
Pom :<: Awesome Asian Access Club
Pom :<: ofc
Pom :<: fuck it
Pom :<: i'm asian
Pom :<: from this day on

Pom: I hate people, why do they exist

Verg: Whelp, I tried. But it seems like my bullshit meter has reached that critical point and I don't know why I put up with you anymore. I bid you farewell. Have a good life. Bitch."

Lostie: WANNA GIVE A GREAT BIG SHOUTOUT TO ALL 9 OF YOU TUNED IN -- IT WAS 10 UNTIL ONE OF YOU THREW A HISSY FIT AND LEFT...

PhattFerret: You would have forced another round if you had started the timer.
PhattFerret: Mike was trying to do it for you. But it just wouldn't let him.
PhattFerret: Apparently chargers can't use radio's

13/11/12 - 17/03/13

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Comments
Abraxos May 4, 2013 @ 3:17am 
HAVE SUM SHIT ON YOUR PROFILE FOR THE HECK OF IT :> <3
Abraxos Nov 30, 2012 @ 1:29pm 
<3
Abraxos Nov 30, 2012 @ 1:29pm 
UKCast Lostie was here ;)
Feelin' Philo$lothical ♡ Oct 27, 2012 @ 7:31am 
(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ・。。✧・゜нσмσѕєχυαℓιту゜・。✧。
Abraxos Aug 7, 2012 @ 6:52pm 
Just thought id give you this as a gift
[8U]¹ DarK Jul 25, 2012 @ 10:00am 
YAY