I'm 35 and I have a 12 year old son who likes Hello Kitty; I have no son.
Danny Andrew Jeselnik
Hilton Head Island, South Carolina, United States
While usually it is an item of "I am going to your house to kick your ass, Danny!", my offer still stands that if you visit my city, and convince me of it, I will take you out to dinner. I expect disappointment on this note. Age: 20
I happen to be a fellow named Danny, Dan, Daniel, DJ, Danny Danny Dan Daniel, COACH, Mr. Daniels, Captain Facetious, Goof, Caveman, Sasquatch, and sometimes The Jeselnik... just to name a few nicknames....
I happen to play In-Cheez-It-iated, which means I am munching down amazing Cheez It's, and the CEO of Cheez It probably has my portrait in his office under "Best Customer Ever!"
I am an admin and Trusted List Master on the Phoneburnia servers for Half Life 2 Deathmatch. I play a variety of games whether it be slaying zombies (with my best friend Rachel), or terrorists, or Nazi's, capping 'gangsters', toppling South American governments and pushing its inhabitants into a giant fan, reversing the Combine's control on man-kind, escaping Aperture Science Labs, liberating Mars, taking in 'Blood Money', Civilizing the World, maybe even exterminating some worms.
I game on this computer, which has been upgraded in every piece from the original, except for the Hard Drive, Disc Drive and Case: • Genuine Windows 7 Professional • ASUS Maximus IV Gene-Z LGA 1155 Intel Z68 - SATA 6Gb/s - Micro ATX - Intel Motherboard • Intel Core i5-2400 Sandy Bridge 3.1GHz (3.4GHz Turbo Boost) LGA 1155 95W Quad-Core Processor • CORSAIR CMPSU-750TX 750W • 16GB (4 x 4GB) G.SKILL Ripjaws Series 240-Pin DDR3 • 750GB 7200RPM SATA 3Gb/s HDD - WD -D: • 2TB 7200RPM STA 6Gb/s HDD - Seagate -E: • 1280MB EVGA GeForce GTX 570 [DVI (x2), HDMI] • LightScribe 16X max. DVD+/-R/RW SuperMulti drive
12:02 AM - Gcheilan Longshot: my mineshaft is suddnely flooded with lava and theres a new bigger gaping hole in my roof... 12:03 AM - Danny: I fixed your roof 12:03 AM - Danny: Why are there blocks missing? 12:03 AM - Danny: I literally patched it all up 12:03 AM - Gcheilan Longshot: not just missing... NEW ONES MADE OF LAVA 12:03 AM - Danny: The roof is made of lava? 12:04 AM - Gcheilan Longshot: no 12:04 AM - Gcheilan Longshot: i made a vertical shaft going down 12:04 AM - Gcheilan Longshot: it bisects several caverns 12:04 AM - Gcheilan Longshot: which are now filled with lava 12:04 AM - Danny: What? 12:04 AM - Gcheilan Longshot: just come look 12:04 AM - Danny: I'm watching stuff 12:04 AM - Danny: :( 12:05 AM - Gcheilan Longshot: THERE IS A HOLE IN THE GROUND THAT I DUG. IT PASSES THROUGH CAVES. THE CAVES DID NOT HAVE LAVA IN THEM BEFORE. I JUST WENT DOWN THERE AND THERES LAVA GOD DAMN EVERYWHERE. 12:05 AM - Gcheilan Longshot: Understand? 12:06 AM - Danny: LOLWHAT
Max Payne is back in a pill-fueled adventure, turning course from his conventional Graphic Novel style of the cold New York to a film stylized Brazil. As I throw a theme to each Max Payne game, I'd say here it goes along the lines of, "the humanity of Humanity."
Left 4 Dead... Bank Robber style. A really fun, imaginative game that is well worth the less than retail price. Every weapon has a unique feel; a nice leveling system; unlimited replayability. If you enjoy Left 4 Dead and liked the movie 'Heat', this is your game.
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