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Member since:
January 11, 2007
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Playing time:
52.2 hrs past 2 weeks
The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Enhanced Edition
25.4 hrs / 33.8 hrs
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Max Payne 3
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Max Payne
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Team Fortress 2
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ARMA 2: Operation Arrowhead
0.9 hrs / 29.7 hrs
Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne
0.6 hrs / 0.6 hrs
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Dan Lotus

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I'm 35 and I have a 12 year old son who likes Hello Kitty; I have no son.

Danny Andrew Jeselnik

Villa Rica, Georgia, United States 

While usually it is an item of "I am going to your house to kick your ass, Danny!", my offer still stands that if you visit my city, and convince me of it, I will take you out to dinner. I expect disappointment on this note.
Age: 20


I happen to be a fellow named Danny, Dan, Daniel, DJ, Danny Danny Dan Daniel, COACH, Mr. Daniels, Captain Facetious, Goof, Caveman, Sasquatch, and sometimes The Jeselnik... just to name a few nicknames....


I happen to play In-Cheez-It-iated, which means I am munching down amazing Cheez It's, and the CEO of Cheez It probably has my portrait in his office under "Best Customer Ever!"


I am an admin and Trusted List Master on the Phoneburnia servers for Half Life 2 Deathmatch. I play a variety of games whether it be slaying zombies (with my best friend Rachel), or terrorists, or Nazi's, capping 'gangsters', toppling South American governments and pushing its inhabitants into a giant fan, reversing the Combine's control on man-kind, escaping Aperture Science Labs, liberating Mars, taking in 'Blood Money', Civilizing the World, maybe even exterminating some worms.






I game on this computer, which has been upgraded in every piece from the original, except for the Hard Drive, Disc Drive and Case:
• Genuine Windows 7 Professional
• ASUS Maximus IV Gene-Z LGA 1155 Intel Z68 - SATA 6Gb/s - Micro ATX - Intel Motherboard
• Intel Core i5-2400 Sandy Bridge 3.1GHz (3.4GHz Turbo Boost) LGA 1155 95W Quad-Core Processor
• CORSAIR CMPSU-750TX 750W
• 16GB (4 x 4GB) G.SKILL Ripjaws Series 240-Pin DDR3
• 750GB 7200 rpm SATA 3Gb/s hard drive
• 1280MB EVGA GeForce GTX 570 [DVI (x2), HDMI]
• LightScribe 16X max. DVD+/-R/RW SuperMulti drive












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... Go fly a kite.

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Trojan May 25, 2012 @ 11:33am 
<3 I love you
Dragoninja May 1, 2012 @ 11:35pm 
Sorry i blew off your legs bro. They'll grow back though. I promise.
Admiral Snackbar (DPCORPS) Apr 29, 2012 @ 7:41pm 
Ok....Some sort of update on the Zombies@phoneburnia group page would be nice. So...Is it coming back or is it gone for good?
Sciger Apr 28, 2012 @ 12:24am 
Oh yes it is, 'cause that's how I say it and it's my name. :3
Sciger Apr 26, 2012 @ 6:59pm 
Could've just asked. XD Try 'sky-grr'
Sciger Apr 26, 2012 @ 6:03pm 
Okaaay, why are you spamming my profile? o.O

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Don't buy this game.

Leave a comment May 21st, 2012 @ 5:48am

HOXTON!! DALLAS!! WOLF!! CHAINS!!

Left 4 Dead... Bank Robber style. A really fun, imaginative game that is well worth the less than retail price. Every weapon has a unique feel; a nice leveling system; unlimited replayability. If you enjoy Left 4 Dead and liked the movie 'Heat', this is your game.

Leave a comment December 27th, 2011 @ 4:26pm

Flood Hell with the ocean.
BREAK THE DAM! RELEASE THE RIVER!

Leave a comment December 1st, 2011 @ 1:01pm