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[KWMIFC] Dalmationer
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"it's time to choose"

Tristan

United Kingdom (Great Britain)

When not playing on the LNS server I can usuallly be found getting owned on HH or trying to get myself kicked from primium servers- for teh lols.

I am a proud member of LNS.

Also I like playing on teh LNS Minecraft server- or just mucking about with my mates Mentle (a slug-crazed german whose mental health may be questionable), Shadoxa (a hunter from wales) and Carpmadness (the biggest goddamn english troll in the world!)

also I sometimes draw stuff.

I am the nemisis of the sloth.

I am death;
A spottèd beast;
I am born on the velvet wings of night and I'm hungry for a feast;
I am the nemesis of the sloth;
I am quiet as a moth;
I cause spontanious Conflagration;
I am Dalmation.

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Look buddy, I'm a Ninjaneer. That means I cause problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?" Because my chromatically-inverted, sentry-tanking goody-two-shoes of a cousin, the engineer, probably knows the answer to that one.

No, I cause Practical problems, like say, a wad of C4 down that there public lavatory, or a teleportah behind your intel. I cause problems that they won't see comin'... Like this lil' girl, she's only point five cal, and she don't upgrade like other guns do, but she's Tripod-mounted, deceptively small and packs a real punch. built by me, bound to a key by me, and pointed straight at you... Now that is beauty.

All that is steel does not shimmer,
Not all those who wander are lost;
his murderous eyes darkly glimmer,
his blade tainted by nameless frost.

From the darkness the spy shall be bidden,
A foe from the shadows shall spring;
thrusting the blade that was hidden,
the sirens of death gently sing