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!Z+A+! Dallas

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~Bite me~

Dallas Greer

 

You are the crispy noodle in the vegetarian salad of life!
You are the fruit loop in the box of Cherrios!
You are the orange in a bag of apples!
You are the window in the office of cubicles!!

Don't be afraid to take a risk and always dance in the rain!





1. "Cardio"
2. "Double tap"
3. "Beware of bathrooms"
4. "Wear seatbelts"
7. "Travel light"
8. "Get a kickass partner"
17. "Don't be a hero"
18. "Limber up"
22. "When in doubt, know your way out"
23. "God Bless Rednecks"
31. "Check the back seat"
32. "Enjoy the little things"



Zombies at my door again
Scraping, clawing to be let in
Can’t they see I’m happy here?
In my sanctuary, safe from fear
Oh, no! Now they’re trying to phone
Zombies, please leave me alone!
I don’t have advice for you
Can’t you see I have questions too?
It’s clear these zombies just won’t quit
I guess it’s time to give them shit
Grab a shotgun; grab some ammo
Smash a window and go BLAMMO!
Each time I fire a head explodes
But still the zombies line the roads
The only way to make them go
Is make peace with my relentless foe
~By Mandy White~


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Tallahassee -ﮎɛɳ- May 20, 2012 @ 1:01pm 
RAWR!!
[Ztothe+] Gleezer May 19, 2012 @ 3:51pm 
thank for the greatest week of my life
|Z+M| Xcal1b1r May 13, 2012 @ 12:37am 
Sry to hear what happened. Get well soon!!!
Damsel May 12, 2012 @ 10:01am 
Love you too! ^ .^ <3
[Ztothe+] Gleezer Apr 5, 2012 @ 2:02pm 
<3
Puddy_Tat Mar 31, 2012 @ 1:33am 
There once lived a man with a zombie defense plan;

He loaded his ammo and had a gun for each hand.

He wore a tactical vest which was ready for this life and death test.

As he heard the first moan he had that sinking feeling he was no longer alone.

With a long knife on his hip, and one secured to his back, he slipped on his black gloves, ready for the attack.

As the undead started gathering around, he stepped from the shadows, and mowed dozens down.

His rifle blasted away when he heard a small click, so he changed to his pistols real damn quick!

Then his head turned sharply as his ears heard a sound, “Daddy are you finished playing the game, ’cause you look like a clown!

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Zombie Survival 101
163 Members  |  19 In-Game  |  52 Online  |  0 In Group Chat

Are YOU Ready for a Zombie Apocalypse?

Taken from the Zombie Bible
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Top 5 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse
5) Ideal Protection = tight clothes, short hair
4) Blades don't need reloading
3) Use your head: Cut off theirs.
2) They feel no fear, why should you?

And finally....

1)Organize before they rise!

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[Z+] Where horror meets hilarity.
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Who we are
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This group was created as a place to play in the mindset of a actual zombie apocalypse. What would you do? Who would you find yourself with? That person who can't handle it & freaks out...shooting @ anything that moves? Or that person who boards up a room and refuses to leave it? Or a gunjo type that leads a blazing trail thru hordes of undead only to find himself alone and in need of the team. This is a hardcore team group @ times...we know we need each other to survive. We know we need to ban together to move forward. On our servers you are welcomed to play as you want..we want you to. As long as that goes into the mindset of the game & the situation. Thank You & Gluck to you in your travels. It's the end of the world..have fun with it & please keep the drama @ home.

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[Z+] Clan Rules

- Please treat the other users the way you would want to be treated. We're all here to play a game with like minded people after all.

- Someone treating you badly is not an excuse to be ugly yourself.

- Zero tolerance on ugliness! All offenders will be kicked after the first warning!

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Favorite game ever! Play it :P

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