WhY bRiNg OuT a CaNdLe, WhEn YoU dOn'T cArE tO sEe ThE lIgHt?..

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Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA.

You get pretty excited by CLOWNS OF A GRIM PERSUASION WHICH MAY NOT BE IN FULL POSSESSION OF THEIR MENTAL FACULTIES. You belong to a RATHER OBSCURE CULT, which foretells of a BAND OF ROWDY AND CAPRICIOUS MINSTRELS which will rise one day on a MYTHICAL PARADISE PLANET that does not exist yet. The beliefs of this cult are SOMEWHAT FROWNED UPON by those dwelling in more common lawnrings. But you don't care, you got to be going with what feels right at where your heart's up in, you know? You like to practice on your ONE WHEEL DEVICE, which you are GOD AWFUL AT because your FEET DO NOT REACH THE PEDALS. You enjoy a FINE BEVERAGE, and like to do A LITTLE BAKING SOMETIMES. You've got ALL THESE HORNS all over the place, and sometimes you step on them and SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOURSELF.

You like to chat a lot with your pal Karkat, who is usually pretty cranky, but he is your BEST FRIEND. You have a lot of OTHER GREAT FRIENDS who you also like a lot. Your trolltag is terminallyCapricious and you speak in a manner that is JuSt A lItTlE bIt WhImSiCaL.

Im SoRrY fOr NoT bEiNg BeTtEr
I hAvEnT dOnE aNyThInG gOoD fOr YoU
oNlY dOnE tHiNgS wOrSe AnD i Am aNnOyInG
AnD nOw YoU'rE tIeRd Of Me AnD iM sOrRy

Im NoT mEaNiNg To Be LiKe ThIs
BuT, fOr SoMe ReAsOn Im ScArEd.
ScArEd Of BeInG aLoNe AnD hAvEiNg My HeArT cRuShEd
I hAvE tRy ThIs BeFoRe AnD i DoN't WaNnA bE tHeRe AgAiN

AlL mY lIfE hAs BeEn A pAtH oF dEpReSsIoN
AnD wHeN yOu CaMe In I hAvEnT sEeN aNyThInG tHeN lIgHt
I hAvE fInAlLy FoUnD a ReAsOn To CoNtInUe AnD lIvE
iM sOrRy FoR bEiNg LiKe ThIs BuT, yOu MuSt UnDeRsTaNd YoUr My LiGhT

I aSk OnLy FoR oNe MoRe ChAnCe
To ShOw I cAn ChAnGe AnD bE tHe GuY yOu WaNnA hAvE
aNd I cAn MaKe YoU hApPy AgAiN
So I oNlY aSk FoR tHiS, cAn I gEt OnE mOrE cHaNcE?

why hello there

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Nifuraka ♋ Jun 1, 2012 @ 11:40am 

you are, ASIANSECKS ALL OvEr, MaNg

A Colorless Sonata May 28, 2012 @ 9:30am 

Steamy steam is steamingly steaming your steamy steam because steam steams you as steaming offline

AmberLM21 May 20, 2012 @ 2:50pm 

you are loved by your friends :D

Broder Victor May 6, 2012 @ 12:39pm 

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[TDG] Broder Alexander May 6, 2012 @ 12:38pm 

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[REDACTED] Feb 16, 2012 @ 6:38pm 

Hee Hee Hee Hoo Hoo Hoo

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