Gabenfoodle [NSIB]
Johnson   United States
 
 
Yes, you should read my profile, it's the best


My religion is Chinese and I go to church at Panda Hut”-Alex Woo 2013

“I shoot lasers out of my fucking eyes!”-Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon

Life is like a box of chocolate. It doesn't last long for fat people

In Class-2+2=4. On test- Johnny had 2 apples and lost one, calculate the mass of the sun.

“It's not that I don't like ________, it's just that I don't want him hearing me talk bad about him” -Gabenfoodle 2015

“WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BUDGET FOR THAT”-Jedi 2015

“It's not animal cruelty, it's natural selection, with cars”-Tim 2015.

“Maybe that's the solution to getting rid of all the black people, we just eat them. It's not cannibalism if it's the same species”. -Bridges 2016

The only math I'm ever going to use in life is subtraction. From my bank account. Never addition.

"It's not that you're immature, Johnson, it's that you're gay"-Foxhole

"Turkey is where ham comes from"-Foodle 2016
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Major Foodle
Basterd Platoon Commander
Head of NSIB Court
The NSIB
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Poolee Johnson
USMC
Ship Date-September 18, 2017
Currently Online
A Song
A long, long time ago
I can still remember
How that high school made me smile
And I knew if I had taken the chance
I could’ve made those people like me
And maybe I would’ve chosen a better career path

But Arma made me quiver
With every Operation I’d play
Bad guys on our doorsteps
I couldn’t take one more step

I remember that I cried
When I read about all those attacks
Nobody’s ever touched me
The day that Foodle died
So

Bye, Bye Whitnall High School
Drove my SUV to the AO but there weren’t any baddies
And the good ol basterds were smoking their cigs
Singin this’ll be the day that we die
This’ll be the day that we die

Did I ever finish my book
And do you have faith in Gaben above
If Steam tells you so
Do you believe in rock and roll
Can music save your non-existent soul
And can you teach me how to swear real slow?

Well I know that you hated me
‘Cause I read about it on Reddit
You all kicked me out of school
Man, I hate niggers

I was a lonely teenager
With a great PC and my virginity
But I knew I was out of luck
The day I signed my contract
I started singing

Bye, Bye Whitnall High School
Drove my SUV to the AO but there weren’t any baddies
And the good ol basterds were smoking their cigs
Singin this’ll be the day that we die
This’ll be the day that we die

And for one month I’ve been on my own
And I grow big on my pull-up bar
But that’s not how it used to be

When the recruits sang for me
In clothes they borrowed from Gunnar
And a voice that came from the soundboard

Oh and while the Marines were looking down
The doctors signed my waiver
Osama was killed
The world kept on killing one another

And while Trump read a book on Bush
ISIS bombed another road
We got depressed and read memes
The day the Foodle died
We were singin’

Bye, Bye Whitnall High School
Drove my SUV to the AO but there weren’t any baddies
And the good ol basterds were smoking their cigs
Singin this’ll be the day that we die
This’ll be the day that we die

French class was hell
The kids left for their rooms
The towers came down so fast

It landed in Steam
The gamers tried to make a change
While EA sat and laughed

Now Summer Time was relaxing
While the government played a marching tune
We all voted for Bernie
But that didn’t work out too well for us

‘Cause the kids tried to make a change
The internet refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the Foodle died
We started singin’

Bye, Bye Whitnall High School
Drove my SUV to the AO but there weren’t any baddies
And the good ol basterds were smoking their cigs
Singin this’ll be the day that we die
This’ll be the day that we die

Oh and we were all set on our goals
A generation lost on Porn and Reddit
With no time left to enjoy our lives

Some come on Trump be nimle, Trump be quick
The Jack Ass sat on a nuclear warhead
Cause Russians are his only friends

Oh and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in America
Could break the republicans spell

I’ve never met a girl
And I’ve asked myself “why am I here”
But we’re going to die anyway, so what does it matter

And as the flames climbed higher into the polluted skies
To the end of the world
I saw Trump laughing with delight
The day the Foodle died
He was singin’

Bye, Bye Whitnall High School
Drove my SUV to the AO but there weren’t any baddies
And the good ol basterds were smoking their cigs
Singin this’ll be the day that we die
This’ll be the day that we die

I still haven’t met a girl
Who’s ever not ignored me
And they always turn away

I went down to that sacred school
Where I’d gotten depression days before
But the man there said that I couldn’t have my diploma and I owed him $400

And in the streets, the people screamed
The people cried and the poets wrote bullshit clickbait articles
Too many words were spoken
The church bells were bombed out

And the three things I admire most
The Marines, Arma, and Gaben
They caught the ship headed for Space
The day the Foodle died
And they were singing

Bye, Bye Whitnall High School
Drove my SUV to the AO but there weren’t any baddies
And the good ol basterds were smoking their cigs
Singin this’ll be the day that we die
This’ll be the day that we die

They were singing
Bye, Bye Whitnall High School
Drove my SUV to the AO but there weren’t any baddies
And the good ol basterds were smoking their cigs
Singin this’ll be the day that we die
This’ll be the day that we die

Really though, that was probably the worst thing I’ve ever written. I hope someone got some enjoyment out of it, and this’ll be the last edit to my profile ever. See you all on the other side.
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
C.Kelly Feb 12 @ 2:25pm 
Even a fag can't be more of a fag than this fag master
Krampus_510 Feb 8 @ 4:58am 
PC Gaming Master Race, huh?
Aerumis Feb 1 @ 1:36pm 
mate