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The Vulture of Culture.

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I remember asking my mom for Mouser from Ninja Turtles. So along comes Christmas and there's a present under the tree just big enough to be an action figure box. I hurry into the living room and nearly dive head first at that box. Ripping it open I find a wooden box. Confused, I open it up only to hear a screeching siren-like noise coming from inside. I look around terrified, seeing all my friends from school standing around me.

"UH OH! SOMEONE SET OFF THE HOMO ALARM!" my mom yells as they all point and laugh. I run, crying and urinating, out of the room, the sound of laughter and the homo alarm in the background.


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Człowiek Małpa posted on December 11, 2011 @ 3:02pm
Very negotiative and fair trader + rep
 
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everything is awful
 
Long lost Raipizo posted on June 14, 2011 @ 9:25pm
8 bit sounds a little rectum wrecked
 
Long lost Raipizo posted on May 31, 2011 @ 9:26pm
no one wants to play r.b with you
 
Long lost Raipizo posted on May 19, 2011 @ 11:48am
pordo


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Haters gonna hate, but this game owns and The Forbidden Sands is a bad direction for the series to take.

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goty 2010, essentially.

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