Mess with me and you will wake up with your head up your ass.
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I am a 100% Certified Badass Under License of The Legion of People Who Can Kick Chuck Norris’ Ass. I will instantly make you an asswipe so be careful. If you call me gay, make fun of my mom or generally be a douche in my proximity, you will have two asscracks and will find yourself in orbit. However, if you can manage to get on my good side you will be INVINCIBLE! Or... somewhat close...
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Now, here are my profile rules:
1) No rap, just rock.
2) Don't add me as a friend unless I play a match with you.
3) Join DsA or die.
Now that I cleared that up, what did you want? No really:
Get lost.
Also on most games I snipe. And I do my job well.
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Welcome to the #1 gaming community on Steam!
The Death's Avengers gaming community is all about the good times. This is the place to join individual clans depending on what games you play. From there you can meet people of many different skill levels, personalities, and community rank. If you have a problem, we are willing to help. My only goal is to provide you with the ultimate gaming experience. We also do NOT allow racism, pornography or sexual harassment of any kind. Ever. We know the difference between dude and douche, and trust me: This group is the definition of "Compete Awesomeness".
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Games recommended by LOCKJAWVENOM _
This game is VERY fun! Playing with friends is so fun. You can play up to four people and there are different types of soldier that are playable. There are TONS of AWESOME weapons and it is easy to communicate with teammates. You may think the aliens look childish in this game but the truth is their not. Although they may not be “scary” or intimidating, if you fail a mission you can even see them in the background feasting on your dismembered body. One thing I REALLY enjoy about this game is the use of strategy. You can strategically place sentry guns, traps and make plans. OR you can charge through and test your luck against the alien hordes. There are many fun maps to play, and the campaign is very enjoyable.
Overall Score: 8/10
This game is a DISASTER! The lag is INCREDIBLY frequent and the graphics are CRAP. The physics are horrible and there are not many places to snipe or use shotguns to good effect. To get something you want from the store, you have a choice: Get it for one day for an EXTREMELY high cost of ingame points OR pay for it with REAL money! This game is a load of crap. DO NOT GET THIS GAME!
Overall Score: 4/10
Just as fun as the Call of Duty franchise! Good gameplay, great physics engine, good maps. One thing I like is that if you prefer an assault rifle, there are streets with adequate cover so you can dig in and enjoy the fight. If you like shotguns, there are narrow alleys that provide for close-quarters combat. If you love sniping, there a plenty of high windows and balconies to snipe from. Infection mode goes basically like this: You are spawned in a map. Someone will be chosen to become the first infected. The infected have to infect all others to win. It's fun to play, but let me tell you: It as SO hard to kill an infected. You need to use almost 3 mags just to kill ONE infected! Still, extremely fun.
Overall Score: 7/10
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