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Kasper

Malmo, Skane Lan, Sweden 

Veni Vidi ViciWarning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned
En tonårings 10 budord:

1. Du skall icke smyga ut medan dina föräldrar sover. (Varför vänta så länge?)
2. Du skall icke ljuga för dina föräldrar...(bara förvränga sanningen något)
3. Du skall icke stjäla från Ica. (Konsum har ett större urval)
4. Du skall icke bli arresterad för vandalism. (Total förstörelse har större effekt.)
5. Du skall icke stjäla från dina föräldrar.. (Alla vet ju att mormor har mer pengar.);
6. Du skall icke hoppa in i slagsmål .(Bara starta dem.)
7. Du skall icke skolka från matematiken. (Skippa hela dagen istället.)
8. Du skall icke vara ute och festa var helgdag... (det finns ju fem vardagar också.)
9. Du skall icke sno cyklar... (ta en bil)
10. Du skall icke hjälpa gamla damer över vägen. (Lämna dem bara i mitten)I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno`t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor porflie.
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