Recent reviews by Aamøn

You really wanged it this time!

If you are looking for an HD version of Minecraft with that is more realistic, goes a tiny bit more in depth about how things are made, and completely destroys your processor. Then this is the game for you.

I personally played for 18 mins was was completely bored with it. I'd say that you 12 year olds should just stick yo your block game and be done with it.

Public Controversy aside, I personally believe that this game is quite revolutionary. That being said, I will tell you that if you plan on playing GTA Online. Be weary of modders. They are in nearly every server you join. There isn't much that rockstar can do about it because this is the PC platform, and Is a lot easier to mod. My adivice is to simply put yourslf on passive mode, hope they don't interfere with your gaming experience, and ignore them. If you choose to beg for money so be it, but do that at your own risk. For these people thrive on attention. Whether they get it by giving free money to people in the server, or making your gaming experience as miserable as possible. (It is usually the ladder.)

Have Fun and play safe.

When I saw this in the "Free To Play" section of the steam store, I had to do a double take because I couldn't believe what i was seeing. So, i decided to download it. I had high hopes for this but they were crushed in a matter of moments. The game relys on a "Time Machine to create a twin of yourself from the past to help you solve the puzzles." The concept was interesting, but it doesn't tie into the main plot very well. When you were in the older facilities in the original game, you can hear cave johnson say that the test may include trace ammounts of time travel. I'm not sure weather the person who came up with this spin-off had that in mind or what but if you ask me, it's not needed.

At the very begining, it replays the ending scene from portal 2 where you're let out of the facility and GLaDOS gives you an older-looking companion cube. Then it skips to a scene where you see a crow fly into some screens that create the illusion of the outside world.

When the whole gameplay had started the screens that layed on the floor were extremely bright and put a large strain on my eyes. When you get into the first actual test chamber the instrictions that are on the screen were not detailed at all. It had illistrated that all you needed to do was press the "F" key in order to use the "Time Machine" but in fact, you need to press "R" first and then press "F". And during that tedious experiance, i had not used the portal gun once at all. The main concept is about time travel. After that, I played the next test chamber and got bored with the concept then just deleted it entirly.

In my opinion, this spin-off of portal 2 didn't deserve the certification that was given by valve. Heck, it doesn't even deserve the name "Portal". To the person who developed this game I have just one thing to say to you.

It's a great idea, it really is, but you can't have a cool concept and just stick a popular franchise's name onto it in order to get your "15 minutes of fame". And if you're going to put the Portal logo on it then what you need to do is stay around the concept of portals. Thats what the game is all about anyway.

To summerize, I say this game isn't worth you're memory space. Do not get tricked by the Portal-like atmosphere.

You can't go wrong with Goat Simulator. Whether you're destroying someone's home or like katamari Damacy in goat form, you will be completely entertained through it all. No matter what Machinima says this game is completely different from any game I've played in my lifetime.

Bloody Trapland is both fun and cooperatively challenging. Being a fan of platformer games, this somewhat reminds me of the classic NES "Super Mario Brothers". At first glance I thought the game would be similar to the Rage Game "Cat Mario" but this just proves the saying "Don't judge a book by it's cover". Bloody trapland has the uniqueness of a game that no one has created before. The puzzles do in fact get more and more challenging as you progress through eash level, but they're not impossible to complete. I would recommend playing this with 1 to 2 more people, but be warned it can get a little messy if you accidentally jump on a friends head.

I'm not much of a First person shooter lover. I often reject games like Call of Duty or Modern Warfare because they tend to just be the exact same thing in every game. However, Team Fortress 2 is completely different to that. The amount of creativity that has been put into this game is through the roof. I can honestly say that I have never been more addicted to anything else in my entire life.