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I play TF2. A lot...
I've gotten fairly good. My best class is Soldier, but I can do pretty well with Pyro as well. Demoman is also a lot of fun to play, but since I'm not great at aiming the grenades it'll probably never be my best. I can do a half-decent job as a medic, but I tend to play overly aggressive for the class.
I like enemy engineers, because sentries are like candy to me.
I dislike enemy snipers, since they kill me lots.
I dislike friendly engineers, because 94% of them are completely incompetent.
YOU NEVER NEED 4 ENGINEERS ON A TEAM YOU BASTARDS! Phew...
Also, more in my anti-engineering hatred.
- The best way to defend a CP is to take the next CP. In this respect, your sentry is freaking useless compared to every other class.
- Your sentry DOES NOT NEED a battallion of pyros to defend it. It simply isn't that important. Unimportant like your FACE!
- For love of god, what makes you join a team, see that there are already three engis, and say to yourself "Gee, maybe I should be an engi, they clearly need another one"! (hate you so much)
Player's Pros:
- Drinking moderately makes me play better
- I'm fantastic at spotting spies
- I can dodge pretty well
- I take notice of my surroundings
Players Cons:
- My reaction time is slow due to bad genetics
- My aim isn't fantastic due to spazziness
- I can only concentrate on one thing at a time due to manliness
- Intense hatred of engis sometimes overheats brain.
- I get dominated by snipers. ALL THE TIME! :(
Random Bits:
- I normally use a trackball with high sensitivity to play
- I tend to play badly for the first 5 to 10 minutes. I don't know why.
- I don't idle or achievement farm. (And got a halo, yay)