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psyco1126 Apr 25, 2012 @ 3:00pm 
citan this is melfie invite me to npc now that I have installed steam again
[TTR] - Duffie Oct 13, 2011 @ 11:40pm 
Ya better apologize for near knocking out your GF!
arespravin Aug 31, 2011 @ 6:18pm 
no more LoL ?
arespravin Aug 24, 2011 @ 9:36pm 
lol thanks, but im not dead yet, just in india, i'll be back in like 3-4days =/, u guys still play LoL?
Rabbid Jul 5, 2011 @ 3:17pm 
I'm a little late to this objective... sorry
«npc» Dreamine Dec 17, 2010 @ 9:18am 
:O! OBJECTIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Neo Persona Collective
18 Members  |  0 In-Game  |  3 Online  |  0 In Group Chat

"I have a moment... FOR YOU!"

You may be wondering....
Who or What is the Neo Persona Collective?

Short Answer:
We are a gaming community. ‘nuff said
*<|:D-)--(


The Less Boring Answer:
Gaming has changed.
Gaming now allows the user to take on another identity, a different role, a whole new life.
It has come a long way from hitting a ball with a stick in an effort to score a goal on the friend sitting beside you.

We can now compete and cooperate with millions of different people all around the world, choosing from an immense catalog of different personas to take a slight break from real life and to be someone new.

Sometimes people suck, then they hide under an alias and suck even more.
We try super hard not to suck, and that’s the NPC guarantee.
It’s dangerous to go alone, join us.

We are a group of gamers
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We are Builders, Destroyers, Pushers, Gankers, Snipers, Medics, Tanks, Squishies, Pirates, Ninjas, Wizards, Warriors, Noobs, Pros, Heroes, Villains, Zombies, Survivors,
We like to talk, and yet we are silent protagonists.
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We are a group of friends (Awwwww’)

But that’s just us put in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions.
You can see us as you want to see us. >_>


NPC is a term that typically means Non-Playable Character.
We choose this as our tag to represent becoming someone who we can’t be in real life.
To be that non-playable person.
We love running through demolished towns in Battlefield,
Capturing enemy intelligence in Team Fortress 2,
Building ridiculous structures in Minecraft,
and ultimately just killing each other, respawning, and having a good laugh about it.

This doesn’t work so well in real life!
Materials don’t just hang in midair when you destroy the support beam,
There is no need for a crazed bonesawing Medic in our hospitals,
There is no practicality to a soldier running in with just a knife just to prove he’s too pro,
and if you’re killing people and laughing about it in the real world... Fuck You! Stop that!

If you’re not a fan of metaphors, then look at it this way:
We took three cool words. Put ‘em together.
The tag ended up being something pretty cool soundin'.
We had a beer, smiled, and nodded in approval.

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Why does Neo Persona Collective Exist?

Our grammatically incorrect logic:
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Playing games is fun,
Playing games with a few friends is funner,
Playing games with a community should be funnest of all,
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It really is just that simple.

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What makes NPC different from the bazillion other gaming communities?

YOU!
Haha, no, in all seriousness… ME!

That’s how I see it, and that’s how you might wanna think about it as well.

Repeat after me:
My contribution is an important one in this community,
I actually have a say in the goings on around here,
I legitimately care about my fellow members,
I want to be part of something and help it grow,
I am here to have fun!

This was why I made NPC
This is why you should join NPC

-Citan359

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Someone call me a doctor cause this erection has lasted way over 4 hours.

Leave a comment January 25th, 2012 @ 9:36pm

Hello person who hasn't played Bastion, how are you today?
Feeling good you say, overall pretty happy.
I'm sorry to burst your cheap little bubble but no, you are not happy.
I on the other hand, as a player of Bastion, am happy.
For you see.. Bastion is the core of happiness (there is a tiny bit of a pun there, you wouldn't know seeing as you haven't played Bastion)
You poor Pun-less fool.
OH BUT LUCKY YOU! Bastion is only 15 dollars (on a normal day)! A wiser purchase can not be made, a better use for $15 there is none!!!

To summarize:
This is your face --> :(
This is your face after playing Bastion ---> :DDDD (You gain more mouths just to contain the joy)

Stop being a person who thinks they're being smart by saving money when in reality you're just going to waste it, and instead just spend it on something good that you never regret ever. Buy this now. Then buy it again. Then Donate to the Dev team, they need money to buy trophy polish.

Leave a comment January 25th, 2012 @ 9:29pm

Do you enjoy being happy? Enjoy smiling and being filled with that warm fuzzy feeling you get after laughing for 2 and a half minutes straight? Well then you should buy this game. If you know someone who also enjoys these things, then you should buy them a copy too.
If you don't smile while playing this game, you can personally add me on steam and I'll send you a gift copy of Pyschonaughts.

Leave a comment December 27th, 2011 @ 11:31am