Non neck-beard, jobless, live at home furries, we salute you!

For those of you who are sick of self-centered, ego-inflated, emotional, jobless, unreasonably obese, despicable furries, worry not, for we are here; the few, the reasonable, the respectable furries.

Rules for admission:

1. You must be able to supply the cost for your own living expenses.

2. You must exhibit a concious awareness of how others perceive you.

3. You must come into contact with people outside your place of living more than three times per week.


That's it, pretty simple. These rules are open to debate and subject to change at any time to reflect the views of society. If you wish to apply to the Assemblage of Respectable Furries, you and your habits will be discussed before a panel of your peers and a decision made.