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Not right now, maybe later.

It's great for an alpha release but the developer has a precedent of leaving games in an unfinished state for years without tangible progress (see craftopia, it will be further abandoned).

With all the money they got from sales I expect they hire some real programmers solely for this.

Worst DLC ever

Driller caught me lacking and blew my ass cheeks off.

Feels repetitive pretty fast, most challenges are the same and the revelio spell ruins the game (too op, you can cheese everything).
After you get the broom you can cheese most open world challenges.

Forced multiculturalism is too obvious and they forced a transvestite character (we're talking late 1800s, that was not a thing) .

Money is irrelevant, potions are irrelevant, equipment is irrelevant, the material gathering for equipment upgrades, beast capture and the beast breeding are irrelevant. Slapped into the game without real purpose since all that makes no difference in gameplay.

I played on the hardest difficulty and it was a breeze, no real challenge.

Combat is cool, they could make a PVP mode and I would play it.

6/10 game, the price tag is too high in my opinion. I may have rated higher if it was cheaper.

I wanna be a rat now.

I like this game but they went overboard with the furry.
If you don't mind the blatant furry influence, it's a decent game for early access.

A little furry is too much furry for me/10

still decent, just close your eyes.

It's full of bugs

Monster Hunter: Best Pompadour

Pros:
- No hideous handler
- Village has everything close by
- Special license missions
- Hunting Helpers (critters you can find and use as items in a mission)
- Rathalos new moveset is great (still easy)


Cons:
- No pompadour
- Removed the
- Game is too easy and casual
- Maps are lifeless (PSP MH Maps are better)
- Every hit has a particle effect making it hard to see what's happening in a group with no way to disable it
- Same point as above but with the flashy dog animations
- Dog is mandatory to traverse the map, not hunting with a dog is just painful
- Rampage mode sucks and it's mandatory to continue the HR story
- Mounting is now "Press a button to mount" easy
- The new flagship monster is mediocre at best (and easy)
- Music is repetitive and boring
- The hunting/searching part is gone, everything (monsters, resources) are marked on the map at the start of the mission even if the first time you get to fight the monster
- Hunting horn dumbed down, casual players can use it without knowing what they're doing
- Fishing sucks
- No pompadour
- Monsters feel small and powerless, even the big ones
- Wirefall (L2 + X on a PS4 Controller) makes the game even easier, lets you recover instantly from damage
- Environmental traps suck
- Feels unfinished after a year before release
- Removed the need of preparation before the battle
* Free permanent buffs distributed on the map
* Removed hot/cool drinks
- Every fight feels unrewarding since the difficulty is not there
- No need to learn the monster patterns or game mechanics, just hit the monster until it dies (there are lots of new cool monsters and patterns but it doesn't matter because don't hit hard enough)
- No pompadour
- Event missions are few and boring
- No Endgame

Verdict: Tasteless

Casual AF, good enough for the target audience (Switch soy boys) but not good enough for PC try hards (Like me). Should have stayed locked on switch forever. The problems will probably still be there after the sunbreak expansion ships.

I completed the village and passed the game up to that boring apex rampage quest (Hub HR 4-5) with Lvl 1 white gear.

Don't eat the flies