Baron Von 'Tater
Waluigi Wah   United States
 
 
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Yeah, yeah, we're gonna bring it down like this y'all!
I'm gonna let my man Parappa know that noodles rule the world
Yeah, yeah, that lil' slippery thing tastes so good all the time
Yeah, yeah, that's right
It goes a little something like this
Stay with me now, here we go

In parenthesis, let me stress the fact clearly
No matter what the deal, I crave for this dearly
The so-called noodles that you find in spaghetti
Are sweeter than idols, do damage like machetes
Without a doubt, I got da flow, comin at ya live,
Bring the place alive, every single day I jive
With the though comes my direct actions
Ask my followers, they'll say it's an addiction

Slurp it, suck it, I know you all like it
Slurp it, suck it, I know we all like it
Smell it, taste it, pasta in a market
Smell it, taste it, fruit in a basket
Chinese, Italian, Thai or Jamacian
Mexican, Egyptian, English, Korean
Anything goes, even Hawaiian
Anything goes, even Alaskan

Long and chewy, occasionally gooey
The best things in life taste good with chop suey
Eight minutes to boil and two minutes to eat
Admit it kid, you know noodles can't be beat

Roll it on your spoon, create your own boom
Roll it on my spoon, create my own boom
I betcha didn't know noodles' the rules
I betcha didn't know there are no rules
Sushi, burgers, they all taste good
Pizza, burritos, they all taste good
As long as they got noodles, the king of all foods
As long as they love food, then any thing's cool

Hip hop music with an old school twist
I keep the place intact and do a rap like this
You can use a spoon, fork, knife or even chopsticks
Come on kid, get down with the mix

N, double O, D, L, E, S
C, double O, K, I, E, S
Great tasting pasta, blow to your chest
Great tasting sweets, blow to my chest
Ramen, udon, soba, you name it
Brownies, a pie, a shake, you name it
Any type of noodles you like, yes I got it
Any type of sweets you like, yes I got it

Whatever your thoughts may be, I'm bound to be
The king of all foods with my noodles as the key
Full of pride, and glory way up above,
('Cause) here I come y'all, full of noodles and love

Noodles are the best, no doubt can't deny,
Taste better than water, but don't ask me why
Noodles are the best, no doubt can't deny,
Taste better than water, but don't ask you why
But then again, many things can be tasty,
Corn bread, potatoes, rice and even pastries
But then again, many things can be tasty,
Corn bread, potatoes, rice and even pastries
Then why do I love noodles so dearly?
It makes no sense, I must've sounded real eerie
Then why do you love noodles so dearly?
It makes no sense, you must've sounded real eerie
Thanks brother for lettin' me understand
That a man must understand to keep his options open
You're welcome brother for lettin' you understand
That a man must understand to keep his options open

Parappa: See? Noodles aren't the only food around you know!
Col. Noodles: Yeah, you're right! I'm up for some noodle sushi!
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Baron Von 'Tater Dec 25, 2016 @ 9:11am 
but sir i dont have one
Fin Frog Mar 8, 2016 @ 1:20pm 
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Fin Frog Mar 8, 2016 @ 1:20pm 
baron
Fin Frog Mar 4, 2016 @ 1:51pm 
hello
Baron Von 'Tater Feb 29, 2016 @ 7:26am 
Thank you Voola