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Recent reviews by ☣CHAOS☣

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
177.2 hrs on record (90.5 hrs at review time)
It's a super fun game... If you don't mind waiting for 2 hours to play.

Eventually enough people will give up on playing the game or refund it so that I will finally be able to make it past the menu.
Posted February 18.
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1 person found this review helpful
355.7 hrs on record (158.5 hrs at review time)
Hello tarnished, if you could go kill God for me that would be great.

Here is a loin cloth and a stick. Now get out there and be somebody!
Posted March 10, 2022.
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24 people found this review helpful
28 people found this review funny
835.6 hrs on record (282.3 hrs at review time)
Scientist - The data indicates that the giant insects have gotten stronger, but don't worry so have we. You can definitely defeat the giant insects.

Soldier - The data was wrong! The giant insects are way tougher! We definitely can't defeat them!

The final evolution of giant insects... Dragons!!!
They walk wherever they want. They wouldn't even flinch at bad roads!
Progress faster than science is impossible!
Why did you get married? - For justice!
Posted August 21, 2016. Last edited August 21, 2016.
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37 people found this review helpful
87 people found this review funny
350.7 hrs on record (212.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
- Feeling sad that there is no zombie apocalypse in real life?
- Ever wanted to build awesome fortresses and dig secret tunnels, if only it didn't involve physical activity or going outside?
- Wish you could shoot people in the face, take their stuff,
and then blow up their house?

Then 7 Days to Die might be right for you.

Please consult your priorities before playing.
Side effects may include:
- Laziness
- Weight gain
- Insomnia
- muscle atrophy
- Desire to loot toilets and throw poo at people
Posted March 30, 2016. Last edited March 30, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
2,253.6 hrs on record (1,868.5 hrs at review time)
I always get tired of games after awhile, but this is the only game I have never gotten tired of even after all these years and all these hours played. Although, I am really hoping for a 3
Posted December 23, 2014.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
76.4 hrs on record (39.8 hrs at review time)
GTA + The Matrix + craziness = stupid crazy fun
Posted December 23, 2014.
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