"*sigh* You vere a vonderful meatshield... Ruhe in Frieden."
Yes I'm a female, stop asking, move along.
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Here is a few tips for all of you other medics:
-There is a lot of life-saving for you to do around but never forget the two most important people to care after: your fellow medics, and, yourself.
Remember: "A good medic is a medic that is alive."and "Save a medic now so others may live later". Also, losing your übercharge bar is a loss for all your team.
Don't forget.
-Always shoot high-velocity, blood-draining needles in the face of everybody you meet. Your friends will understand.
-Ever seen an headless chicken running about? On fire? Well, probably not but picture how it'd look in your mind and ALWAYS RUN LIKE THIS -but in a semi-controlled manner to stay around your healing buddy. Run, hop, crouch, stop, drop, roll, turn, twich, twirl. All that exercise will keep your body healthy and knife-in-the-back free.
-If, for instance, you save an heavy's life by übering him a split second before a spy backstabs him, and the said (oblivious) heavy goes all "WTFs wrong with u rtard it's 2 early!!1" all and that nice stuff, gently explain the situation to him. After he goes all "Oh...thanks" make sure to reply "You are welcome".
Politeness is very important.
-You might notice pretty, rival team-colored light spots moving happily on walls. Even if it raises kitten-like urges for you to try to catch them, don't go anywhere near them.
-If you happen to respawn with no buddy around and it's too dangerous to go alone, do not stand idly by: heal engineers or snipers around the place. It's never waste of time to use them to build your übercharge. And, you might save a sniper's life from a otherwise deadly bodyshot with a quick two-seconds overheal.
It's fast and benefitial for everybody!
-You DO have three weapons in your posession and I expect you to use every single one of them if you ever want to thrive. The syringe gun might look quite useless, but it's distinc curved trajectory allows you to attack targets over an obstacle, behind a window, and all sort of sneaky places. Also, Pyros are stupid. (except some, and hopefully those are in your team) If there is something they can't resist, it's to burn a medic. In order to do so, almost every time they will run in a straight line towards you, weapon aflame, oblivious to everything else. Remember you have the 2nd quickest running speed in the game, therefore even when backpedaling you can keep your advance on the Pyro for a little while. Shoot him. Especially if you have the Blütsauger, you have very good chances of killing him, but also you might be able to survive being on fire by draining his health.
On the matter of the Bone/Übersaw, do not forget those weapons are as strong as other standard melee weapons go. It's not a waste to use them: especially in doomed situations you might be able to bring, let's say, a rival medic down with you.
That's about all for now, gotta go, I've got an Übercharge to fill!
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Ah, le rêve de tous les gars, une fille qui aime jouer aux jeux vidéos autant que vous!
Les critères d'admission sont bien simple il suffit d'être une fille et jouer à TF2! Allez-y passer le mot.
En France, une étude menée par Zylom casse en tout cas les idées préconçues que l'on avait du sujet des femmes et des jeux vidéo. Non seulement elle montre que trois quarts des femmes jouent aux jeux vidéo, mais aussi qu'elles le font plus longtemps que leurs homologues masculins !
ALLEZ S.V.P. VISITER LE SITE WEB POUR UN MATCH QUE NOUS TENTONS DE PLANIFIER. VOIR ÉVENEMENTS DANS LE FORUM.
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Just stop it already, women do play video games!
Admission criteria are pretty straight forward : be a girl and play Team Fortress 2. Let's gather girls that play the game!
People often assume that women don't like to play first person shooters or "violent" games because 'women are naturally nurturing and social.' I think women are actually just as violent as men and there are many other factors that influence the choices women make about gaming.
PLEASE VISIT THE WEB SITE FOR A MATCH THAT WE ARE TRYING TO PLAN. SEE EVENTS IN THE FORUM.
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