The old carp is wise; he whispers his dark secrets; only the wind hears.
ToastySandvich: Pomf the bed on the child
Toastysandvich: Original text:
"We are looking to hire language specialists with excellent oral and written skills in Mandarin, Arabic and European languages"
...27 translations later, Bing gives us:
"United States is one of the European countries are looking for a great testimony to establish the competent experts of the Chinese language"
Toastysandvich: OH YEEEEAH Dog: cyber kk? Toastysandvich: sure Lemon: I AM GIRL RLY BELEVE ME Dog: mat takes off his shirt slowly Dog: what does pat do Toastysandvich: Pat's lip moistens in anticipation Lemon: Pat reveals his eletronic whisk Dog: hmmm yeah that sounds Dog: mat approaches dominently Toastysandvich: Sweat beads down his obediant neck, mixing with the lust and leftover motor oil Dog: motor oil turns me on says mat Dog: you know ti does Carpmadness: Pat loves to get down with mat Carpmadness: The sexy oil Carpmadness: While fixing the car Dog: i watch your hips while you hit the car with your big hammer Dog: big hammer Carpmadness: Would you leik to ride my hammer pat? Toastysandvich: A glimmer settles in Pat's wanting eyes. He knows what he wants. Toastysandvich: He looks over. Lemon: Golf. Carpmadness: A big bulge of his long heavy hammer Carpmadness: makes pat wanting mat Toastysandvich: Balls. As far as the eye could see. Toastysandvich: The physics made his mind throw back.
Amazing Lines from Amazing People
ToastySandvich: It's simple mum, a scottish yelling chap (who was devilishly handsome, may I add) Threw his urinally jarred fluids at me before slashing at my ribs, yelling something, and falling out the window. A guy named Kim who isnt Korean: Calibrations The Hunter - Shadoxa: OH YOU SICK TWAT [LNS] Mentle: Carlos now likes TENTACLE-LOLI, YOU SICK FISH D:< jojarjam: wel ur sitl a dik Evansio: Carp, you suck black cocks in morning glory dew North: 8 men and carp KhamelioN: It ejaculates Tea -=PaNcaKe=-: i wish furries and brony faggots would go throw themselves in boiling lava
Endless ways of playing this game, and the AI are smarter even on the newbie level adding challenge and frustration to your everyday Empire. 10/10 would bang, now go buy this game.
