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Steam Rating:
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Playing time:
5.9 hrs past 2 weeks
ARMA 2
5.9 hrs / 55.3 hrs
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Don't ask me, I don't know.

Luke

Suffolk, United Kingdom (Great Britain) 

Left Handed.

Forever Alone
Im messed up in the Head, Plain And Simple.
Damn Youtube Makes Me Sick.
Jewtube Much
One time i open up steam and it told me to log on and i did and steam came up.
Your default browser is now Google Chrome.
Also I has, Lefthanded Retardation 1337 SKILLZ111!!1 so pro'z
Doing stuff on steam and IRL makes perfect sense.
And i do like my 80's Metal
Massive rage butthurts on my TF2? Well gotta get them binds ready.
The old carp is wise; he whispers his dark secrets; only the wind hears.

ToastySandvich: Pomf the bed on the child


ToastySandvich:
Going to die soon
I wish I'd brought my gameboy
It's bloody dull here




Amazing Lines from Amazing People

ToastySandvich: It's simple mum, a scottish yelling chap (who was devilishly handsome, may I add) Threw his urinally jarred fluids at me before slashing at my ribs, yelling something, and falling out the window.
A guy named Kim who isnt Korean: Calibrations
The Hunter - Shadoxa: OH YOU SICK TWAT
[LNS] Mentle: Carlos now likes TENTACLE-LOLI, YOU SICK FISH D:<
jojarjam: wel ur sitl a dik
Evansio: Carp, you suck black cocks in morning glory dew
North: 8 men and carp
KhamelioN: It ejaculates Tea

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Lemon May 24, 2012 @ 12:03pm 
IM GOING TO DEVOUR YOU.
<3
Fenrisulfr Apr 25, 2012 @ 5:34pm 
JESSIE! JAMES!
Khamelion Mar 23, 2012 @ 11:29am 
ey you finally got a new avatar you amazing weeaboo
Slavechild Mar 4, 2012 @ 9:24am 
2400+ hours in TF2 wow. I wish I could play it more and get into the 500+ hours
ToastySandvich Feb 14, 2012 @ 5:55pm 
Steam buggered and says you're offline while you're talking to me at this very moment. Welp.
-=PaNcaKe=- LFT Feb 9, 2012 @ 3:57am 
MASON

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I Smell Pussy Clan
6 Members  |  1 In-Game  |  3 Online  |  0 In Group Chat

I Smell Pussy Clan

~ History of the Clan ~

I SmellPussy Clan (ISP for short) started off as a competitive clan based on the Xbox 360, consisting of ISP Billy, ISP Beeshaw, ISP Craigoboio, ISP Clarkey and myself ISP Xx JT xX. There was no official clan leader which made each game we spent together a laugh.

We began by joining MLG and started competing on the league tables for Gears of War. We failed. Epicly.

Realising how much we sucked dick, we began to move onto machinima making. Our first official video was of use explaining a glitch we found on Gears of War 2 (which can still be found on the ISmellPussyClan channel on YouTube under the title "Gears of War 2 - Smoke Launcher Glitch").

I then began looking at some GarrysMod videos as they were recommended to me by the YouTube system. I fell in love with them, and one day wanted to make my own, so I bought the Orange Box along with Garry's Mod. Unfortunatley, none of the other clan members had Garry's Mod. That's why our first "Idiot Box" type video constisted of both shots from Xbox 360 games (consisting of the clan and friends) and short skits made in GarrysMod (made by me).

The video was entitled "The Most Random Machinima You'll Ever See!" I gave it the title because I thought it would get more views. I was mistaken. But this didn't matter as the laughs we had while making them were priceless.

However, as time passed by, we began to see less and less of each other on Xbox, and so I began playing more Steam-based games on my computer, and began making short TF2/Garry's Mod videos (inspired mainly by BenderAKAUnder).

~ The Clan Today ~

I've decided to make an ISP clan v2.0 based on Steam. I'm guessing we'll be a machinima clan again. I dunno. We'll see what happens.

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I love this game, even though there are a few songs, it all helps towards other people.
9/10

Leave a comment March 15th, 2012 @ 4:19pm

Good game, minor graphic bugs but who cares really,
A rushed god awful ending which is the worst i have ever seen, and then the credits.
6/10

Leave a comment March 15th, 2012 @ 4:10pm

This game crashes on start up and black screens, and hates 64bit operating systems
Are you fucking serious

Leave a comment March 12th, 2012 @ 8:48am