Rule #1: Always Smile. You'll look good when you die.

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5:23 PM - Plex (2): haven't you
5:23 PM - Plex (2): ever
5:23 PM - Plex (2): read chat
5:23 PM - Plex (2): ever
5:23 PM - Plex (2): verbal abuse is like
5:23 PM - Plex (2): NJP's vodka

8:57 PM - Captain Carnivore: ......
8:57 PM - Captain Carnivore: why did I do that
8:57 PM - Captain Carnivore: why
8:57 PM - BLOOD PRESIDENT: huh
8:57 PM - Captain Carnivore: I just
8:57 PM - Captain Carnivore: I
8:57 PM - Captain Carnivore: I just unblocked
8:57 PM - Captain Carnivore: every single person
8:57 PM - Captain Carnivore: on my block list
8:57 PM - BLOOD PRESIDENT: wh
8:57 PM - BLOOD PRESIDENT: why
8:57 PM - Captain Carnivore: I-I....
8:57 PM - Captain Carnivore: I don't know.....
8:58 PM - BLOOD PRESIDENT: you have unleashed the daemons
8:58 PM - BLOOD PRESIDENT: commit hara-kiri
8:58 PM - Captain Carnivore: for my I honor I shall die
8:58 PM - BLOOD PRESIDENT: banzai

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