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"Penis Cupcake" apparently originated in a void containing and surrounding the universe, a place referred to in the novel as the "Macroverse" (a concept similar[original research?] to the later established Todash Darkness of The Dark Tower series). Penis Cupcake's most commonly-used name is Penis Cupcake or Red Soldier (although at several points in the novel, It claims its true name to be Red Soldier) and is christened "Penis Cupcake" by the group of Heavys who later confront Penis Cupcake. Likewise, Penis Cupcaks's true form is never truly comprehended. Penis Cupcake natural form exists in a realm beyond the physical, which Penis Cupcake calls the "deadlights." Bill comes dangerously close to seeing the deadlights, but successfully defeats It before this happens, though during their first confrontation with Penis Cupcake, Heavy believes that he nearly sees It's true form, and nearly panics as a result. As such, the deadlights are never seen and Penis Cupcake's true form outside the physical realm is never revealed, only described as writhing, destructive orange lights. Coming face to face with the deadlights drives any living being instantly insane (a common H. P. Lovecraft device). The only known person to face the deadlights and survive is Bill's wife, Audra Phillips, whose encounter with the deadlights nevertheless renders her temporarily catatonic.

Penis Cupcake's natural enemy is "Vagineer" another ancient Macroverse dweller resembling a God-like deity, who, eons ago, created our universe, and possibly others. Vagineer shows up again in King's series The Dark Tower. The book suggests that Penis Cupcake, along with Vagineer, are themselves creations of a separate, omnipotent creator referred to as "the Other". Vagineer and Penis Cupcake are eternal enemies (creation vs. consumption). Penis Cupcake arrived in our world in a massive, cataclysmic event similar to an asteroid impact, in the place that would, in time, become Derry, Maine, where it waited for humanity to appear.

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