Captain Halibut
Colin   Burlington, Vermont, United States
 
 
One night I was playing Super Mario 64. While travelling through the dire dire docks, upon my usual business, Mario turned his head in a 40 degree angle and said "shh--FUCK"

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Salutations!
Hey hey hey, it's not Fat Albert!
It's me, Colin.

Profile pic is not me; it's my amazing boyfriend (hands off!)

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Site (with LOTS of extra links) [thecaptainhalibut.tumblr.com]

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Soundcloud [soundcloud.com]

Battlenet Account (Overwatch) - CaptHalibut#1453
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Recent Activity

115 hrs on record
last played on Nov 22
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last played on Nov 17
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zoomoo lfp Jul 14 @ 11:33am 
IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO UR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN STALINGRAD FOR KILLIN DA FASCIST THAT KILLED YOU!


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WE ARE HEROES OF THE SOVIET UNION
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this TT-33 to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE SOVIET HERO
Navy Teal Feb 12 @ 2:22am 
+Rep I don't even know what this does but I see people doing so I'm going to do it
Navy Teal Feb 12 @ 2:20am 
Went to Walmart after work today. Ordered a package with 10 coat hangars. I pay for my meal and pull up to the next window. They hand me the package. 5 HANGARS. Would you guess who was behind the cash register? I'll be damned if it wasn't Correct the Record, known liberal disinformation super pac, come to shortchange me on my coat hangars. What are they doing with the extra coat hangars they didn't give me? If you have to ask, you're probably one of them. That's right: abortions.
Medium Sized Bepis Jan 1 @ 4:28pm 
Went to Sega Headquarters after work today. Ordered a Sega CD with a Sonic CD. I pay for my games and pull up to the next window. They hand me the bag. Sonic 06. Would you guess who was behind the window? I'll be damned if it wasn't Correct the Record, known liberal disinformation super pac, come to shortchange me on my games. What are they doing with the Sonic CD they didn't give me? If you have to ask, you're probably one of them. That's right: abortions.
lilQ Nov 29, 2016 @ 12:11pm 
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
Hot Coco Nov 5, 2016 @ 9:32pm 
+Rep Doesn't hate me :D