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9:04 PM - Geoff Gorgeous: oh 9:04 PM - Geoff Gorgeous: this is a diff one 9:04 PM - Geoff Gorgeous: soory
6:48 PM - Mr. MMiker: my name is vynt and i aint no half pint im just as crazy but im more paced but not in last place, ill slam you in the face bro i got ragin kane and mike by my side and we kill cops till we fried ok i lied we just play tf2 and do fuck with 4-5-oh nigga i be basin on your shit oh vynt whatcha doin, im fuckin youtube pooin thats straight dawg, so much weed we stuck in a smog
"Gonna go get my burger out of the microwave." ~ Chaplan 6:35 6/15/2012 Never tell your password to anyone. Friday, July 06, 2012 4:54 PM - Jade: skeletan king is such a faggot 4:54 PM - Jade: hes worse than sand king
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Never tell your password to anyone. Tuesday, September 25, 2012 4:54 AM - Jews: http://rule34-data-003.paheal.net/_images/8d2dc76daf547647ed24c9331cbbbca1/890655%20-%20Borderlands%20Mad_Moxxi%20TheDirtyMonkey.jpg 4:54 AM - Jews: thas mordecai and his broz 4:54 AM - Jews: irl 4:55 AM - World Top Notch Sailor: my grandmother suck my dick and i didnt cum
Never tell your password to anyone. Thursday, October 11, 2012 9:34 AM - Fidy: my sister is a troll 9:34 AM - Fidy: i ride the bike with her to school 9:34 AM - Fidy: 3 miles 9:34 AM - Fidy: i come home 9:34 AM - Fidy: she forgot her backpack 9:35 AM - Fidy: 3 miles again 10:39 AM - Troll God Fucker: lolol 10:39 AM - Troll God Fucker: how the fuck do neither of you not notice a missing backpack 10:39 AM - Fidy: i dont know 10:40 AM - Fidy: i was just told to ride with her 10:40 AM - Troll God Fucker: straight to my steam page. 10:40 AM - Fidy: yep http://www.nipper.thedarkterritory.com/cs.html 6:18 PM - Wudz: cya bro xd 6:18 PM - TheCheggs: ima gt me a fukin prono mg 1 dy
3:32 AM - barack hussein al qaeda: i mean i wasnt gtin paid for fucfkin the kids i mean
11:39 AM - TheCheggs: i had a dream that my grandma was hickok45
If you've been on the internet, or even around the female population for long enough, you'll soon discover the well known Attention Whore.
Studies are still being conducted, however, it is currently believed that Attention Whore traits are mostly developed during pre-teen stages of development. One female will find that insinuating things of sexual nature, or treating the world with lustful regard, gives her more attention than she rightfully deserves, which is none at all.
When she can't accomplish this in the real world, she will then turn to the internet. Why you ask? It's quite simple. For every desperate man in the real world, there's 20 more online. For every fat chick fucked in the real world, there's like, at least 40 online, and I did that in my head.
Anyway, Attention Whores on the internet are usually fat. Even if they don't appear fat, all girls are fat on the inside. Be sure to remind them frequently of how fat they are. Eventually they will agree, (for how can they argue against such flawless logic?)
Number one rule of attention whores, never give them attention. If you give them the attention they request, then you are thereby insinuating, even if it's implicit in nature, that you are of lower standing, and will pine your life away, for a couple of keystrokes from some cake fingered fat fatty. If you like having some fat girl talk about how much dick she likes to suck, any dick that couldn't escape her chubby grasp and whale of a mouth with intake not unlike that of a vaccum cleaner, you're welcome to it.
If you want to be a real man, and not such a fag, the only attention you should offer them is enough to remind them of their flaws, which I guarantee are of a great magnitude, just like their sand dune of a body.
1. Never give an attention whore attention.
2.a. Unless you're calling them fat, which they are.
2. If you do, you're a homo, and are thereby worse than an attention whore. Which is equivalent to being a male between 14 and 85.