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John Egbert's Gaping Butthole
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John Egbert
New York, United States 
I'm the loser who does the John voice
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I started playing TF2 again to and I find all this shit on my profile. Thanks you guys.
bluh bluh posting something for the summer achievement i dont think you even use this anymore lol
what is that you saaaaaay
Oh Johnny <3
You're dead. Again.
THE LINE IS
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This game is great and fun and shit
You start off getting your ass beat terribly. Then your ass gets beat even worse. You start to wonder "When will this game become rewarding?" Bravely you press on detirmened to find the fun in this game. Defeat after terrible defeat (against bots) the shame you feel sinks deeper. Suddenly though on your screen appears a message! Your Name Here has pwned Bro Bot! Your face lightens. Could this be the fun you were searching for? The next five minutes of the game is spent with you dying repeatedly. But you spirit has not faltered for you have been given but a taste of enjoyment out of this game. With chipper attitude and undeserved stupor you venture forth trying to have fun with this game.
Just keep playing you will do well eventually.
Don't bother with this game unless you like not having fun.
