Caleb   Aurora, Colorado, United States
You're most likely looking at my profile because I either roasted your ass or you cant think of anything original, so you are looking here to get some shit on me, but jokes on you, I know I'm a faggot. - Lesbian Dolphin
VAC Bans for the shitty CoD Games. It was all private matches and had nothing to do with boosting ranks. I'm a good guy okay :c - Dev
Sarah told her hot roommate that I have a 2 incher (while on speaker) - Caleb
He never had a chance anyway - Sarahs hot Roommate (Cassie)
Currently Online
Multiple VAC bans on record | Info
1176 day(s) since last ban
My Work Station / Laptop / Motorcycle
Case: NZXT H440

Motherboard: Gigabyte Gaming 5P

CPU: i7 5820K

CPU Cooler: Corsair H100i Liquid Cooling

GPU: 2x Evga GTX 970 - Custom Painted Red

PhysX Card: Asus GTX 960

Ram: Corsair LPX 16Gb 2666

HDD: 2 Tb

SSD: 4x 250Gb Samsung 840 Evo

Monitors: 1 x 1440p 144hz Gsync (Asus ROG Swift) 3x 24 Inch 1920x1080

Keyboard: Corsair K70 RGB

Mouse: Corsair M65 RGB

Microphone: Audio Technica AT2020

Audio: AKG 553 Pro - X-FI HD DAC


Laptop: MSI GS60

CPU: i7 6700HQ


Ram: 16Gb Corsair

SSD: Intel 540 1Tb


Motorcycle: Yamaha R6


Anyone who adds me with a private profile or is level 1 will be blocked.


Welcome to my Résumé! Here I will explain my experiences in the steam gaming conmunity and set down the rules for trading! I shall also establish things about me!

Informational Block on the Caleb Life 2.0

Last Logged: April 14, 2017
Birthday: April 19
Birth Name: Caleb
Sex: Male
Birth Sign: Unknown
Occupation: Golf Course Worker
Age: 19
Favorite Food: Pussy
Favorite Candy: Ice Cream
Favorite Song: Bad Bitch : Bebe Rexha
Words Per Minute: 124
Greatest Accomplishment: Getting a Girlfriend
Favorite Game of all time: Tomb Raider
Favorite Game Currently: Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
Favorite Music: Country
Favorite Group: We Have Big Dicks So Fuck off
How many items I've accumulated over the years (3000+)
How many unusuals I've had over the years (200+)
How many crates I've unboxed: 50+
Most unusuals at one time (24)
Most knives at one time (5)
Most Expensive Unusuals (TF Logo Team Captain)
Most Expensive Knife (Kara Fade 90/10)
Why I started on Steam: TF2
My current weight: 210 LBs
My current height: 5' 10 :
My favorite emoticon: I'm Not Gay
My first knife: 2 Knives (M9 Fade FN - Bayonet Slaughter FN)
My rarest item: Unusual Team Captain (TF Logo)
My Religion: Agnostic
Best Friend: Zachary Lorimor
Relationship Status: Incel
My Discord:

Misc Stuff
I like to play video games and chess. I also like strategy games and FPS's and generally things that challenge your brain. I also love moba's, mmo's, and mmorpg's, along with free-roam sandbox games. The only real games I dislike are generic shoot em' ups or mobile games.


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Recent Activity

1.8 hrs on record
last played on Jun 26
200 XP
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last played on Jun 22
77 hrs on record
last played on Jun 5
Stacker Apr 25 @ 6:39pm 
-rep Best Friend: Zachary Lorimor >im sad
Punny Dunny Apr 14 @ 5:48pm 
+rep stole my description
Stacker Jan 14 @ 10:20pm 
+rep He wears heelys 👌
Jan 6 @ 2:33pm 
mad cuz bad
Lat Fard Jan 3 @ 2:25pm 
i love you
Sheriff Dec 18, 2016 @ 5:05pm 
fucking nigger