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THE TALE OF PRINCESS ADDA

Scatman John

Rancho Palos Verdes, California, United States 

AS QUOTED FROM "THE WITCHER ENHANCED EDITION"

(In private alcove)


Adda: Fine, politics it shall be, but quietly! No one else can hear!

Geralt: But, your Highness promised an answer...

Adda: What are you waiting for? Undress!

Geralt: Your Highness...

Adda: I shall answer in due course! But first, I must know if the legends about your "sword" are true!

Geralt: As you wish, your Highness.

Adda: I should think so!

(Geralt recieves a tarot card with an "interesting" picture of Adda on the front)

Other notable quotes:

DONT F*CK WITH ARIA!! -Aria, Mass Effect 2
I'M THE SCATMAN!! -Scatman John, song title
IT'S TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM, AND I'M ALL OUT OF GUM!! -Duke Nukem
Great! Now let us gingerly touch our tips! -Weird dude from Role Models
You need more outlets, Ezio . . . besides vagina. -Mrs. Audiore di Firenze, Assasin's Creed 2
I just had sex with a volcano. It was hot. -Tophadoph, Friend
Drunk, nothin' to do. I did what? Penis, in my fish tank. . . and like all good times, it ended when my grandmother came into the room. -Dave Attel

WARNING: NERD ALERT!

DOVAHKIIN DOVAHKIIN
NAAL OK ZIN LOS VAHRIIN
WAH DEIN VOKUL
MAHFAERAAK AHST VAAL
AHRK FIN NOROK PAAL GRAAN
FOD NUST HON ZINDRO ZAAN
DOVAHKIIN FAH HIN
KOGAAN MU DRAAL

Rough translation:

"Dragonborn Dragonborn

By his honor is sworn

To keep evil forever at bay

And the fiercest foes rout

When they hear triumph's shout

Dragonborn for your blessing we pray"

-The Elder Scrolls V theme

IT'S A TRAP!

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International Man of Mystery May 15, 2012 @ 11:32am 
NEVER!
Simply • Tigerpaw May 10, 2012 @ 9:26pm 
Thine hats are mine!
»Zba« Ace|Music Apr 2, 2012 @ 8:03pm 
i am aa3cc i am spamming your profile ;D
»Zba« Mr.CookieMonster Dec 14, 2011 @ 5:22pm 
12 things ur doing:
1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts
Copy and paste to 1 Profile, tomorrow will be your best day ever! no matter what
International Man of Mystery Nov 14, 2011 @ 9:28pm 
i will end you, tigerpaw
Flynn Oct 20, 2011 @ 6:32pm 
Whoever tigerpaw is, i lost the game,
Damn you.

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