This game is kind of dumb but I really hate it when I jump and the- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

You can have a fucking Granny henchman. Did you hear me? A fucking grandmother will fight by your side and kick your enemie's asses! Oh no no there's more. This bitch has one hand, where her other hand used to be? A GOD DAMNED MACE. YEAH. A MACE. YOU KNOW THAT SPIKED BALL KNIGHTS HAVE? This Swedish grandmother kicks the shit out of your enemies with a MACE FOR A HAND. Go find me another video game that can do that.

Roleplaying game of the century. You assume the role of Flora, a down-on-her-luck gal with nothing to lose. She decides she's had enough of her oppressive grandfather's ways and it's time to do away with him. After covering her tracks she assumes the family business: an underground gambling rig cleverly disguised as an apple farm. The feds are hot on her trail! Will Flora be able to pick enough apples to ward them off!? Only your skills will tell! This game has it all. The heartache, the excitement, the tension, and most importantly: the fruit.