I love this game. It's fast-paced frantic fun, and quite a good update on the old Space Invaders formula. Sometimes enemy ships will plummet to the surface instead of exploding, sometimes they will drop alien parachuters who you can catch for money, or shoot in mid-air, there are bonus waves, there are bosses, there are upgrades, and the games only last roughly 30 minutes unless you're really bad or really good.

Definitely worth 5 bones.

This is a fun little time-waster. Not a fantastic game, but a fun one nonetheless. It is definitely one of those things that makes me worry about the creators, though. The vaginas that shoot blood rays at you are definitely the most disturbing. Hilarious when you see them, but disturbing if you stop to think about it.

Sound and graphics are good, for a game like this. It must be coded in some horrendously inefficient language though, since it slows down in hectic areas, and it REALLY shouldn't.

I'm not sure what the asking price is right now, but I picked it up on sale and have had fun with it. 6.5/10 from me.

If you liked the old-school RPGs (Mother, Dragon Warrior, early Final Fantasy) as a kid, then this is a no-brainer purchase. It's insanely cheap, and the maker of it obviously has a lot of love for old-school RPG mechanics.

There are some interesting improvements on the old school formuia, too. Random battles are there, but only a limited number in each area. Once you run that number down to 0, no more random battles. You can still select "Fight!" from the menu at any time, though. That not only eliminates the endless random battles old RPGs had, but also allows you to go almost immediately from battle to battle if you're grinding.

I also liked the branching level-up system. You get to decide how you want your characters to specialize. As a hint, ALWAYS pick the +1 attack when it's there!! It literally means +1 attack, not +1 TO attack.

The game is a decent length (I think 10ish hours?), filled with satirical humor, solid gameplay, and a ridiculously cheap price. BUY IT.