Missed it by that much...

In 1949 a secret organization was established to rid the world of an evil organization called KAOS. This organization is CONTROL. The war between KAOS and Control has always been covert and during the 50s the American public was fooled into thinking the US had its arms pointed at the USSR and vice-versa. This was just a front to keep the public eye off the real controversy.

Throughout the 1960s my father was a top-agent aiding Control in espionage and counter espionage. Pioneering such spy-tactics and gadgets as the shoe phone, tie phone, and even real phone in a painting...phone. Throughout my career I have aided in the silencing and extermination of many KAOS threats. Sadly KAOS is still operating among us. In your schools, in your cities, even in your parades. And we almost won last year too...missed it by *that* much.

We have recently been informed that KAOS has turned its eye online gaming market in hopes of exploiting the game for its own personal gain of global domination. We at Control cannot let this happen. As the son of the late Maxwell Smart I have taken on the code number 86 to fulfill his legacy and rid the world of evil and child slavery.

please join me on the 5-Neat Guys server and we'll have lunch 208.167.242.205:27015

Oh and no male 99's cmon that's just weird

Current spytards:


Agent86 : Brodie
Agent47 : Mr_19
Agent96 : Spooty
Agent24 : Castle
Agent78 : Patawan
Agent87 : Dark Shadow
Agent04 : Ea7_2h17
Agent44 : VideoProfessor
Agent69 : Kure
Agent14 : Numbnuts
Agent42 : Lemonhead
AgentOrange : Cheeto (pick a number shitkid!)
Agent## : RARE ENDANGERED SPY CRAB
Agent15 : Olbritishchap
Agent84 : BoB
Agent00 : Zero
Agent22 : Drex

WARNING! All other agents are enemies and members of KAOS... Kill on sight!

Also if you wanna join, just ask....shit