Better luck next time, slug-heads!

"Give a man a beard and he can eat for a day. Teach a man to beard and he can eat for a lifetime." - Boris Grishenko



"There are two kinds of scientific progress: the methodical experimentation and categorization which gradually extend the boundaries of knowledge, and the revolutionary leap of genius which redefines and transcends those boundaries. Acknowledging our debt to the former, we yearn, nonetheless, for the latter."

Academician Prokhor Zakharov, "Address to the Faculty"

"You've heard of Dota 2. We all have, the matches, the best heroes. Some foolishness about it being better than League of Legends. A congregation of keyboards buried beneath a dorito-dust cloud. A bright, shining monument luring MOBA players to their doom. An illusion that you can begin again, change your fortunes. Playing it, though, that's not the hard part. It's letting go." - Elijah

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★ Boris Grishenko ☭: At least I offer a quick clean death with a rifle instead of eating a baby animal alive
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9:47 PM - ★ Boris Grishenko ☭: If Stephen Hawking came up to you and typed out "I. FIGHT. VAMPIRES."
9:47 PM - ★ Boris Grishenko ☭: woudl you believe him?
9:47 PM - SomePlayer: yes
9:47 PM - Wayse brafy: wait what happens if steven hawking makes a typo
9:47 PM - Res "Bobby Brown" Kardashian: honestly if stephen hawking told me i was made of cheese i'd have to think about it
9:47 PM - SomePlayer: impossible
9:47 PM - SomePlayer: he's too smart
9:47 PM - ★ Boris Grishenko ☭: His fingers are made of the Universe
9:47 PM - ★ Boris Grishenko ☭: they are infallible

╚The King038╚: test em out http://tindeck.com/listen/ylfe
☭ Boris of Arabia ☪: What happens if I play this song in my car and turn the bass settings to max?
╚The King038╚: earthquake?
†: 2012 apocalypse?
†: Mayans?
╚The King038╚: WW3
†: Coachella 2013?
╚The King038╚: a giant holographic tupac rises from the ground and shatters all windows with his bass

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