John

Houston, Texas, United States 

I once served a human some nug and he proclaimed that it was like eating an unholy union of pork and hare. The idea disturbed him so much that he declined to finish his serving, and made himself content with some stale bread.

Of course, this only goes to show that the surfacers--human or otherwise--have tragically unrefined palates. The nug is surely the most delicious animal I have ever tasted. Only a dead man would not salivate at the thought of a tender morsel of roast nug melting in his mouth. The Paragon Varren--although his house has fallen--shall always be remembered for discovering the wonders of nug flesh. Admittedly, it was discovered only out of desperation, when he was seperated from his legion and lost in the Deep Roads for a week, but we won't hold that against the good Paragon.

While nug pancakes and nug-gets (my own children love these) are the nug dishes one encounters most often, nug can be prepared in other interesting and elegant ways. The late King Ansgar Audecan adored nug--seared on a hot metal plate and finished in the oven--and dressed in a cream sauce flavored with deep mushrooms. You must be careful when using the mushrooms from the Deep Roads, because they often grow close to darkspawn bodies. They say that this is what gives them their unique flavor and intoxicating scent, but it also means that consuming too many of them may result in curious afflictions of the mind.

 

tsctsc zamieszczono dnia November 22, 2009 @ 8:11pm

youre too close man

 

Jessie zamieszczono dnia November 22, 2009 @ 6:42am

top gun of this rap shit, cop guns to blast shit, nigga what's the meaning of that?

 

The Anime Bug zamieszczono dnia November 20, 2009 @ 5:05pm

sure

 

sugary zamieszczono dnia November 20, 2009 @ 10:56am

that cat died

 

Kirb zamieszczono dnia November 20, 2009 @ 7:33am

im not going to give you that cheez-it

 

Draco zamieszczono dnia November 17, 2009 @ 6:14pm

niggre balls

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