Bowlofmayo
Sicilia, Italy
 
 



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My config^

If you can’t see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. Look a little closer. Stare a little longer, because there’s something inside you that made you keep trying despite everyone who told you to quit.

From where I was from, you see the rain before the rain even even starts to rain

Well in this one part, everyone died from the xen creatures and its just me and this one scientist. We are in a lab and the entirety of it are flooded to where the catwalk is the only place we can walk and there is a giant water-like xen creature that looks so fucking scary. He says that there is a tranquilizer gun in the shark cage above the waters and that I can kill it with a shot from it. So I grab the gun and attempt to get to the edge of the catwalk from the shark tank (Im in it atm), and all of a sudden the shark tank falls and lands in the water with the fucking scary looking 1997 graphics horror xen creature. At that point I just closed the game. ~ Bowl 2015

5:05 PM - ʙsi | egn [away]: are you there
5:06 PM - Bowlofmayo: No
5:06 PM - ʙsi | egn [away]: is this good
5:06 PM - ʙsi | egn [away]: its for my book report
5:06 PM - ʙsi | egn [away]: im not done
5:06 PM - ʙsi | egn [away]: but
5:06 PM - ʙsi | egn [away]: It started off with the Instructor screaming at us to do one hundred pushups, right there. About two hundred and twenty-ish bodies smacked down on the asphalt and began pumping. We were all dressed in our camouflauge uniforms, or BDUs. We, especially me, were all bold, excited, and nervous. We were about to get beat down, and we were loving it! The instructor didn't even leave his office. His voice was so loud and slightly-sadistic that it carried into the courtyard as he yelled at us to do more pushups, fourty to be exact. My arms weren't burning yet, but I starting hearing a strange hissing noise. I looked up to see what was going on. And got sprayed by a blast of water. Some of the instructors appeared and were working us over with fire hoses. Anyone to look up, got sprayed by water.

7:38 PM - [WS] ste@mpunkthing: mayo
7:38 PM - †Bowlofmayo†: Bitch
7:38 PM - [WS] ste@mpunkthing: what do we do to make 50 grand really quick
7:38 PM - †Bowlofmayo†: Be a male prostitute
7:38 PM - †Bowlofmayo†: Unless you got a shrimp dick
7:38 PM - [WS] ste@mpunkthing: ;(
7:41 PM - †Bowlofmayo†: Why the fuck do you need $50,000
7:41 PM - [WS] ste@mpunkthing: for a really expensive prostitute
7:41 PM - [WS] ste@mpunkthing: you see the irony now?
7:41 PM - †Bowlofmayo†: God damn it
7:42 PM - [WS] ste@mpunkthing: yeah

9:43 PM - Homeless Soldier: I found a home
9:43 PM - Homeless Soldier: I am living under your breasts from now on
9:43 PM - hH †Bowlofmayo†lfp hl Steel: I HAVE FUCKING PECKS
9:43 PM - Homeless Soldier: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
9:43 PM - Homeless Soldier: I don't
9:43 PM - Homeless Soldier: ;(
9:43 PM - Homeless Soldier: #jellyAF



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sidebitch gospel Jun 16 @ 6:57pm 
agreed with guy you have AUTISME
sidebitch gospel Jun 8 @ 6:52pm 
mayo, bowl of
Lrmit Jun 4 @ 5:07pm 
i gotta cancel scrims tonight, don't have enough people
Ms. Xena May 23 @ 5:36pm 
Hey there. I tried to add you but your list is full :S
Blur May 20 @ 7:37am 
Added future scrims
.. May 16 @ 1:55pm 
added for potential scrims