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A Common Mouse

Nick Bova

Grove City, Ohio, United States 

Small, crafty, cowering, timorous little beast,
O, what a panic is in your little breast!
You need not start away so hasty
With argumentative chatter!
I would be loath to run and chase you,
With murdering plough-staff.
I'm truly sorry man's dominion
Has broken Nature's social union,
And justifies that ill opinion
Which makes thee startle
At me, thy poor, earth born companion
And fellow mortal!
I doubt not, sometimes, but you may steal;
What then? Poor little beast, you must live!
An odd ear in twenty-four sheaves
Is a small request;
I will get a blessing with what is left,
And never miss it.
Your small house, too, in ruin!
Its feeble walls the winds are scattering!
And nothing now, to build a new one,
Of coarse grass green!
And bleak December's winds coming,
Both bitter and keen!
You saw the fields laid bare and wasted,
And weary winter coming fast,
And cozy here, beneath the blast,
You thought to dwell,
Till crash! the cruel plough passed
Out through your cell.
That small bit heap of leaves and stubble,
Has cost you many a weary nibble!
Now you are turned out, for all your trouble,
Without house or holding,
To endure the winter's sleety dribble,
And hoar-frost cold.
But little Mouse, you are not alone,
In proving foresight may be vain:
The best laid schemes of mice and men
Go often askew,
And leave us nothing but grief and pain,
For promised joy!
Still you are blest, compared with me!
The present only touches you:
But oh! I backward cast my eye,
On prospects dreary!
And forward, though I cannot see,
I guess and fear!


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Niceman Jan 1, 2013 @ 12:35am 
happy new year faget
Caekebeke Dec 25, 2012 @ 3:09pm 
On behalf of all of us at the Clinton Foundation, best wishes for a peaceful holiday season and a joyous new year.
Niceman Dec 24, 2012 @ 9:15pm 
merry crimbus faget
Niceman Oct 17, 2012 @ 6:35am 
GOD DAMN NIGGA THIS SHIT IGNORANT AS FUCK MY NIGGA BITCHES THIS IS YO MOTHA FUCKIN' CHANCE GET ON THE DANCE FLOOR AND SHAKE SOME AAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS BITCH AND IF YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM WIDDA NIGGA SOCK THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HIS MOTHAFUCKIN JAW RIGHT NOW NIGGA IF YOU DIDNT KNOW NIGGA IF YOU DIDNT KNOW NIGGA IIIIIIIIM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK GOD DAMN NIGGA THIS SHIT IGNORANT AS FUCK MY NIGGA BITCHES THIS IS YO MOTHA FUCKIN' CHANCE GET ON THE DANCE FLOOR AND SHAKE SOME AAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS BITCH AND IF YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM WIDDA NIGGA SOCK THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HIS MOTHAFUCKIN JAW RIGHT NOW NIGGA IF YOU DIDNT KNOW NIGGA IF YOU DIDNT KNOW NIGGA IIIIIIIIM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
[KTT] KeitTesla Aug 11, 2012 @ 9:45pm 
Hello! Were you looking for an invite to the KiteTales group?
Sugary Dane Aug 6, 2012 @ 9:57am 
BAHAHAHHAHAAOOOVA HOWS IT BEEN MAN haha lol okay well im still in florida and it is just so cool down here im just chillin here with some babes haha no im not this is terrible i want to die bova did you know that i want to die right now kill me come to florida and kill me haha lol

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We use the same servers as listed in the Big Asshole Group (if not a member get an invite)

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