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How do you get a jewish girls number? Look at her arm.

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's got ten seats inside.

Why did the Auschwitz shower heads have 12 holes? Because Jews have 10 fingers!!

What's the difference between a ton of coal and a thousand Jews? Jews burn longer.

Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans? Answer: They give them gas.


Two Jewish children are sitting on top of a roof near a chimney. A passer-by asks, 'What are you doing there?' 'We are waiting for our parents.'

What were Jews used for in connection with the 1936 Olympics? For the cindertrack and the Olympic flame.