Member since:
October 13, 2009
Playing time:
28.6 hrs past 2 weeks
Super Monday Night Combat
12.6 hrs / 37.8 hrs
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The Binding of Isaac
3.4 hrs / 13.4 hrs
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Blue Paratroopa
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Would you kindly?
Newfoundland & Labrador, Canada 
Jesus could walk on water
I can walk on cucumbers
Cucumbers are 96% water
Therefore I am 96% Jesus
Steam Gifts are like Oral sex. They're great to give and recieve. But they're only good if the person knows what they're doing.
My TF2 Backpack
Give this kid a shotgun
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Team Halolz - Public
Your premiere source for people who like humorous video game captions and also like to play games on Steam!
Check out these exclusive game servers to play with your fellow Halolzians! (Is that word? Sure, why not... that's a word now.)
Team Fortress 2 Server:
"Gentleman Heavy's Fancy Fedora Fight Club (HALOLZ.com)"
206.217.132.150:27015 *NEW IP ADDRESS!*
[Password: missletoe]
Team Fortress 2 Alternate Server:
"Sadface's Stocktacular No-Crits Vanillatorium (HALOLZ.com)"
206.217.133.26:27015
[Password: misslefoot]
Minecraft Survival Server:
"Gentleman Creeper's Craftatorium"
[Returing soon!]
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Games recommended by Blue Paratroopa _
I've played this game for a little over an hour and I already love it. It's the most creative take on a rhythm game I've seen in a long time. Mixing in rpg elements with SWEET TUNES. Not to mention that the game is hilarious, It's five dollars, and you hipsters can get a hardon for playing a not very well known game.
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE GO FUCKING BUY IT YOU CUNT.
If you don't like having clean pants, this is the game for you.