...not just beer, not just tits, but beer on tits!
ESKY redux.
(Stay tuned).
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Tipping heavily pixelated strippers in Duke Nukem 3D was like my life, until i found Lilith Sternin (♥u). Oh hai, Denny! Da Vinci's 'Vitruvian man' = blueprint for civilised society's first rape machine. So how about them dolphins? I does not even know what i fucking doing? All im know is 1980s music is beast! Fluoro and hair and shoulder pads etc. If you like teh 80s + z-grade horror + pale skin + linguistic sagacity = we shall have sexy intercourse and mak babby??? Also: if yo alias is celebrity name i possibly e-stalk you a lot definitely because i in actual think that it is the real person. Also: are we murderous 'cause we kill time? Kthxbai.
AIDS is a state of mind, as is Derpenstein 2D.
Gize, why be homophobic? We all maz with a man's hand.
Gize, why be racist? We all cum white. And that's for true.
I like my tea black and my men blacker.
Come at me! (And on me?)
"When it night and she have shower to go to bed, i put a spider on bed. She afraid of. She run out of room and told me that she was not sleeping in that room because it have the spider. I say why don't you sleep with me tonight, i will protect you from."
ESKY redux.
(Stay tuned).
Valve know how to take mods and make absolute classics of them. DOTA 2 is giving me the same filthy perpetual boner CS gave me! For my DotA boys: I can't wait to jam with you on this shit! For my CSS boys: it's a different genre but has the same addictive gameplay! Come at me! (And on me.)
A quite brilliant game in terms of its balance between instant fun and diversified value (the amount of unique play modes is ridiculous). In a few seconds you can jump on, join a game, and cover yourself with tons of blood. Or take a little longer, get a team together, and suddenly you've got hours of hardcore strat-based gameplay. I've never played something that is just as fun casually as it is hardcore.
GET this game. It's easily worth three times its current price.
8/10 (Blaice)