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On our journeys through space, we met alot of people who were "professional interweb super ultra space high way residents". They were always on the offense and quite aggressive at that. They always reverted to the same arguement, something to do with being cooler than others. I myself believe that their existence as a whole was fueled by some sort of popularity contest. This is the ships log of the Oberon Aspieus IV, journal entry Gamma23653EchofreegDeltagrefeerghtwTangoandCashthemovie.
Ok so get this right, theres this guy, you can become that guy, that guy is either a guy or a girl guy right, and you shoot guys, and theres this clown girl guy, and other guys, and like a gorillian guns. its pretty cool guy. Morty said he regretted paying for it, but hes jewish.
So like youre this chick, youre like 12 or something right so youre obviously kinda retarded. Then like your dads an idiot right, so like he loses all his money and shit to this asshole fairy chick. Shes kinda hot and im guessing you kinda wanna lez out even though you probably dont kinda understand lezzing out yet right because youre a kid and retarded. So you open this store and you sell shit to pay off this cunt of a fairy. You can take these adventurer guys to dungeons to find expensive shit to sell for you, fuck em if they die. Theres like tons of them waiting to die for your profit anyway. Oh and like if you dont pay the cunt fairy back, she takes all your shit and your homeless. I dunno if you ever become lesbian but i want that to be in part 2 if not.