Belgianwaffles-san
Come kill me at   Bradenton, Florida, United States
 
 
Greetings, Belgianwaffles, at your service...
Click View More Info if you wish to know more about me


A couple of things before we get started...
Don't message me in the mornings.
I will not accept private profiles no matter what.
Stop inviting me to your shitty groups. I have enough as is. I will admit it was funny the first few times you idiots did. But now my Steam is full of announcements. SO QUIT IT!
Don't be a piece of shit and start being rude first thing, I'll kindly ask you to stop but if it continues I will remove you.
IF YOU SEND A SUSPICIOUS LINK FIRST THING YOU WILL BE REMOVED AND BLOCKED! NO WARNINGS!

Now that that's out of the way....

A little bit about me
•I am a male
•I don't give out my age to just anyone. Only my best friends and IRL friends know this info
•My birthday is on March 26th if you really care. No need to gift me anything.
•My middle name is Solar so you may call me that as well
•I am all around friendly and I love to have fun with friends, though I can be angered easily
•I love music, any kind (yes, even country), I particularly love rock and electronic music.
•My favorite rock band is Avenged Sevenfold, and my favorite electronic artist is Tristam
•I laugh at my own jokes a lot. I also laugh at the stupidest things and for an unhealthy amount of time.
•I am knowledgeable with a few games, including Terraria, Fallout New Vegas and 3, Team Fortress 2 and others

I am someone who is here for you when you're feeling down. Don't hesitate to talk to me about any problems that are happening in your life, I'll try to help out as much as my physical state will allow me to! I will be your Dr. Phil.

Gaming
I play a lot of games on Steam, some more than others but I do play them all. Here are my favorite games:
DOOM, Team Fortress 2, Overwatch, Heroes of Storm, Skyrim, Killing Floor 2, Terraria, Insurgency
For non-steam games, look at my Custom Info Box below.
If I'm on a server go ahead and feel free to join. I usually don't accept game invites unless I'm REALLY bored, but there is a chance I will.

When I set my status to Away or Busy or anything else, here is what I really mean:
Away- Out of the house, on mobile, away from the PC
Busy- Doing work or just not wanting to be messaged
Online- Making music, browsing the internet, or playing on a non steam game/console
Offline- Asleep, at work, or traveling
Please respect these statuses because I don't want to be rude to you because I'm in a bad mood

Trading
I don't trade anymore, I found it to be not only a waste of time but also a waste of money. If I really need something I'll just get it off the Steam Market.

Friends
I love all of my friends, I genuinely care for each and every single one of them, even if we only talk once every 5,000 years.
Even if you are my friend, there is one important rule you must follow,I will be annoyed and upset at you if you don't:
DO NOT ASK ME TO BUY YOU SOMETHING UNLESS YOU GIVE ME SOMETHING
I have had a recent past of certain friends who thought that just because I was Level 45, meant I was made of money. You are in charge of your own wallet and account. I should not have to buy you something just because you are my friend on Steam. If you get me something first then I shall repay the favor.

Speaking of friends....

THE KILLER KODYAKS KREW!
Medi-Wolf the Medic Wolf
SedateArc20 the autistic weaboo jap
Averybaerry the berry
Snowsitten the Frank from GTA V
Momma Erza the mother
Snipah the Sniper!


THANKS FOR LISTENING CHILDREN! THIS IS BELGIAN, OWW WWW, And you're listening to Galaxy News Radio, bringing you the truth, no matter how bad it hurts. GOODBYE!
Currently Offline
Last Online 31 hrs, 5 mins ago
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My enemies fall like...heh, cherry blossoms...
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New fish friend.
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Extra Info
I play Overwatch and Heroes of the Storm, my battle tag is Belgianwaffe #1722
Waffe translates to gun in german, I'm a good shot too so watch out.

I also play Osu! every now and then. My name is Belgianwaffles. (surprised nobody took that yet..)

Don't do online relationships. I've had to help wayyy too many friends because of that. If you do have one, do NOT come to me for help. I'm done helping people on that topic.

If you message me random shit that no one would get, don't expect a reply.
I don't get your references, nor do I care to look them up, if you message me one, don't expect a reply.

Thick thighs save lives but thigh highs are my demise.

NANI?!

Waifu List
COCO ADEL (RWBY)
Kagero (Fire Emblem)
Lucoa (Kobayashi-san chi no maidragon)
Maki Nishikino (Love Live! School Idol Project)

Honorable People
DJ Foster
Trish (more like pinecone)
Rom
Bloodwarrior
BunnyLove
Vixon
Lucy Heartfilia
Phoenix
The Skorpion

Bloodwarrior99
This man is the greatest man I have ever met in my entire life. He would go to Hell and back for me and I would do the same for him. He watches my back, and I watch his. He has always stuck up for me. We fight together, we cry together, we laugh together. I don't think I'll ever meet someone as amazing as him. He has my upmost respect, and I would gladly give my life to protect him. God Speed you amazing son of a bitch.

Some shit I find funny as fuck.
SedateArc20: Judging by the current position of the sun and moon, currently that it is of the
time....did I just shit myself?

SedateArc20: So I opened an incognito tab and googled "my favorite sex position is the JFK"
Belgianwaffles-san: LMAOOOOOO

SedateArc20: >mfw i take the anal virginity of a child
Medi-Wolf: Like all timed things are based in bri-WTF
SedateArc20: >feelsgreatman

SedateArc20: I'm king of the lolis

KOREAN WAR 2 ELECTRIC BUGALOO: tfw wanted to shoot up school the other day
KOREAN WAR 2 ELECTRIC BUGALOO: tfw walk up to school with my ar15
KOREAN WAR 2 ELECTRIC BUGALOO: >gun free zone
KOREAN WAR 2 ELECTRIC BUGALOO: >mfw
Belgianwaffles-san: LOL

SedateArc20: ENEMY FORCES HAVE CAPTURED A COMMAND POST uwu
Belgianwaffles-san: *spawns as droideka and retakes cp*
SedateArc20: belgian no
SedateArc20: dont take child porn
SedateArc20: it's mine
SedateArc20: >;c

Medi-Wolf: Good. Just had to find the problem child and punch it in the dick to fix the 2 major issues I had

‡Skorpion‡: I wish brimstone was an alt code.
Belgianwaffles-san: Why because that's the best item in Isaac?
‡Skorpion‡: No because I worship the devil. Fuck is wrong with you?

Belgianwaffles-san: "Here's what Steve from 'Blue Clues' is up to today
SedateArc20: Did he fuck his daughter?
Belgianwaffles-san: LMAO WELL ACTUALLY
SedateArc20: LMAOOOO

Belgianwaffles-san: I bully Bucket, Bucket bullies Medi, and Medi bullies me.
Medi-Wolf: It's like a Fuck Triangle, but with bullying
Medi-Wolf: LOL

Belgianwaffles-san: Also spaghetti
Belgianwaffles-san: Makin sure no one eats it
SedateArc20: NIGGA THEY EATIN YO SPAGHETTI
Belgianwaffles-san: *frantic sounds of taking headphones and running*
Belgianwaffles-san: *sounds of a struggle downstairs*

Medi-Wolf: k
Medi-Wolf: but uh
Medi-Wolf: oh
Medi-Wolf: Am ded cause no
Medi-Wolf: But
Medi-Wolf: ree
Belgianwaffles-san: Medi are you like high right now or something?

SedateArc20: I don't believe in the african american race.

Medi-Wolf: I was like "Oh he's talking about his fuckin crotch isn't he"

Medi-Wolf: OFFENDED
Medi-Wolf: lol
Medi-Wolf: Gonna join a terrorist group brb
Medi-Wolf: LOL

Medi-Wolf: Gonna pull your intenstines out through your mouth so you can choke on your own bile

SedateArc20: I swear to god, I'm gonna have a kidney stone right now

Belgianwaffles-san: We should change the word memes into funnies
SedateArc20: Crippling funnies
Belgianwaffles-san: LMAOOOO

SedateArc20: I'M GONNA SUCK YOUR DICK 'TIL YOU CUM BLOOD, JEW! >:UUUUUUUUUUUU

SedateArc20: OH BELGIAN! I WANT TO GO ON A CRUSADE TO YOUR HOUSE AND PUT YOUR DOGS HEAD ON A PIKE WHILE I CARESS YOUR MIGHTY DONGER! ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ
Belgianwaffles-san: Wtf man...

SedateArc20: NIGGA IM LIT RN
Belgianwaffles-san: good
SedateArc20: *rubs nips*
Belgianwaffles-san: wanna watch mo-
Belgianwaffles-san: o
Belgianwaffles-san: ....

Belgianwaffles-san: Yeh, it's a beautimus game
Medi-Wolf: Yeh
Belgianwaffles-san: also as beautimus as you
Belgianwaffles-san: almost*
Medi-Wolf: ew
Medi-Wolf: miss me with that gay shit nigga
Belgianwaffles-san: LMAO

An "In Season" SedateArc20: Medi's Dicc
An "In Season" SedateArc20: Don't take that out of context.

An "In Season" SedateArc20: soz
An "In Season" SedateArc20: I'm supposed to be in bed
An "In Season" SedateArc20: :C

An "In Season" SedateArc20: False.
An "In Season" SedateArc20: Niggerfaggot.

Medi-Wolf: o
Medi-Wolf: So you tear out their brain and make them a vegetable
Medi-Wolf: NICE

A Festive Belgianwaffle: GoodTimes is amazing
A Festive Belgianwaffle: How dare you.
Medi-Wolf: Bitch I haven't eaten there nor have heard it. Stop being a protective little shit >:c
Medi-Wolf: #ChristmasClapback
A Festive Belgianwaffle: LOL
A Festive Belgianwaffle: DAMN
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Belgianwaffles-san Nov 1 @ 9:31am 
I possess four different types of magic. So yes, I did know.
✪ Killingman191 ✪ Oct 29 @ 10:48am 
Did you know Waffles are magical
TychoLucix Aug 29 @ 8:54am 
Why do I have so many weird friends?
Max Aug 25 @ 8:32am 
Butt sex
Jam Aug 9 @ 8:29pm 
A really late response but I'm surprised you still remember me. Thank you for the lovely comment, I hope you're doing well~
Lady Jaina Proudmoore Jul 15 @ 6:40pm 
Warning! Warning! Thot detected in area, All who don't use the dog filter on Snapchat please evacuate to the nearest shelter. This is not a drill! I repeat this is not a drill! * Внимание! * * Внимание! * То, что было обнаружено в районе, Все, кто не использует фильтр собаки на Snapchat, эвакуируются в ближайший приют. Это не дрель! Повторяю, это не упражнение! * ¡Atención! * * ¡Atención! * Lo que se ha encontrado en la zona, todos los que no utilizan un filtro en el perro Snapchat evacuado a un refugio cercano. Este no es un simulacro! Repito, esto no es un ejercicio! *注意! * *注意! *何が近くの避難所に避難犬Snapchat、上のフィルタを使用していないすべての人、地域で発見されました。これはドリルではありません!私は、これは演習ではない、繰り返し!