Belgianwaffles-san
Come kill me at   Broomfield, Colorado, United States
 
 
Greetings, Belgianwaffles, at your service...
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A couple of things before we get started...
Don't message me in the mornings.
I will not accept private profiles no matter what.
Stop inviting me to your shitty groups. I have enough as is. I will admit it was funny the first few times you idiots did. But now my Steam is full of announcements. SO QUIT IT!
Don't be a piece of shit and start being rude first thing, I'll kindly ask you to stop but if it continues I will remove you.
IF YOU SEND A SUSPICIOUS LINK FIRST THING YOU WILL BE REMOVED AND BLOCKED! NO WARNINGS!

Now that that's out of the way....

A little bit about me
•I am a male
•I don't give out my age to just anyone. Only my best friends and IRL friends know this info
•My birthday is on March 26th if you really care. No need to gift me anything.
•My middle name is Solar so you may call me that as well
•I am all around friendly and I love to have fun with friends, though I can be angered easily
•I love music, any kind (yes, even country), I particularly love rock and electronic music.
•My favorite rock band is Avenged Sevenfold, and my favorite electronic artist is Tristam
•I laugh at my own jokes a lot. I also laugh at the stupidest things and for an unhealthy amount of time.
•I am knowledgeable with a few games, including Terraria, Fallout New Vegas and 3, Team Fortress 2 and others

I am someone who is here for you when you're feeling down. Don't hesitate to talk to me about any problems that are happening in your life, I'll try to help out as much as my physical state will allow me to! I will be your Dr. Phil.

Gaming
I play a lot of games on Steam, some more than others but I do play them all. Here are my favorite games:
DOOM, SOMA, Insurgency, Star Wars Battlefront 2, Wolfenstein: The New Order, Rise of the Tomb Raider, Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth, Subnautica, and Killing Floor 2.
For non-steam games, look at my Custom Info Box below.
If I'm on a server go ahead and feel free to join. I usually don't accept game invites unless I'm REALLY bored, but there is a chance I will.

When I set my status to Away or Busy or anything else, here is what I really mean:
Away- Out of the house, on mobile, away from the PC
Busy- Doing work or just not wanting to be messaged
Online- Making music, browsing the internet, or playing on a non steam game/console
Offline- Asleep, at work, or traveling
Please respect these statuses because I don't want to be rude to you because I'm in a bad mood

Trading
I don't trade anymore, I found it to be not only a waste of time but also a waste of money. If I really need something I'll just get it off the Steam Market.

Friends
I love all of my friends, I genuinely care for each and every single one of them, even if we only talk once every 5,000 years.
Even if you are my friend, there is one important rule you must follow,I will be annoyed and upset at you if you don't:
DO NOT ASK ME TO BUY YOU SOMETHING UNLESS YOU GIVE ME SOMETHING
I have had a recent past of certain friends who thought that just because I was Level 45, meant I was made of money. You are in charge of your own wallet and account. I should not have to buy you something just because you are my friend on Steam. If you get me something first then I shall repay the favor.

Speaking of friends....

THE KILLER KODYAKS KREW!
Medi-Wolf the Medic Wolf
SedateArc20 the autistic weaboo jap
Averybaerry the berry
Snowsitten the Frank from GTA V
Momma Erza the mother
Snipah the Sniper!


THANKS FOR LISTENING CHILDREN! THIS IS BELGIAN, OWWWWW, And you're listening to Galaxy News Radio, bringing you the truth, no matter how bad it hurts. GOODBYE!
Currently In-Game
Fallout 4
Artwork Showcase
Star Gazing
2
Screenshot Showcase
New fish friend.
1
Random stuffs
I play Overwatch and Heroes of the Storm, my battle tag is Belgianwaffe #1722
Waffe translates to gun in german, I'm a good shot too so watch out.

I also play Osu! every now and then. My name is Belgianwaffles. (surprised nobody took that yet..)

The penalty for treason is death! A thousand and one gods, and not one could save you... your gods ABANDON you!

SCOTLAND FOREVER

If you message me random shit that no one would get, don't expect a reply.
I don't get your references, nor do I care to look them up, if you message me one, don't expect a reply.

Everybody asks "Where's Belgian?" Nobody asks "How's Belgian?"

Thick thighs save lives but thigh highs are my demise.

NANI?!

Waifu List
♥MERCY♥ (Overwatch)
♥COCO ADEL♥ (RWBY)
♥Lucoa♥(Kobayashi-san chi no maidragon)
♥Maki Nishikino♥ (Love Live! School Idol Project)
♥Erza Scarlet♥ (Fairy Tail)
Nurse Valentine (Skullgirls)
Parasoul (Skullgirls)
Ms. Bubbles

Honorable People
DJ Foster
Trish (more like pinecone)
Rom
Bloodwarrior
BunnyLove
Vixon
Lucy Heartfilia
Phoenix
The Skorpion
Fleur

Bloodwarrior99
This man is the greatest man I have ever met in my entire life. He would go to Hell and back for me and I would do the same for him. He watches my back, and I watch his. He has always stuck up for me. We fight together, we cry together, we laugh together. I don't think I'll ever meet someone as amazing as him. He has my upmost respect, and I would gladly give my life to protect him. God Speed you amazing son of a bitch.

SOMA
A little review for the game SOMA. It's amazing. Never in my life have I known fear or been paranoid since Cry of Fear. It's the most intense and beautiful game I've played to date. Knowing that you are helpless against these things, it strikes fear into your heart. Frictional Games is amazing at creating horror games and this is no exception. Even at the start I was paranoid of something happening. If you need a good scare, SOMA is the game to get.

Some shit I find funny as fuck.
SedateArc20: Judging by the current position of the sun and moon, currently that it is of the
time....did I just shit myself?

SedateArc20: So I opened an incognito tab and googled "my favorite sex position is the JFK"
Belgianwaffles-san: LMAOOOOOO

SedateArc20: >mfw i take the anal virginity of a child
Medi-Wolf: Like all timed things are based in bri-WTF
SedateArc20: >feelsgreatman

KOREAN WAR 2 ELECTRIC BUGALOO: tfw wanted to shoot up school the other day
KOREAN WAR 2 ELECTRIC BUGALOO: tfw walk up to school with my ar15
KOREAN WAR 2 ELECTRIC BUGALOO: >gun free zone
KOREAN WAR 2 ELECTRIC BUGALOO: >mfw
Belgianwaffles-san: LOL

SedateArc20: ENEMY FORCES HAVE CAPTURED A COMMAND POST uwu
Belgianwaffles-san: *spawns as droideka and retakes cp*
SedateArc20: belgian no
SedateArc20: dont take child porn
SedateArc20: it's mine
SedateArc20: >;c

‡Skorpion‡: I wish brimstone was an alt code.
Belgianwaffles-san: Why because that's the best item in Isaac?
‡Skorpion‡: No because I worship the devil. Fuck is wrong with you?

Belgianwaffles-san: "Here's what Steve from 'Blue Clues' is up to today
SedateArc20: Did he fuck his daughter?
Belgianwaffles-san: LMAO WELL ACTUALLY
SedateArc20: LMAOOOO

Belgianwaffles-san: I bully Bucket, Bucket bullies Medi, and Medi bullies me.
Medi-Wolf: It's like a Fuck Triangle, but with bullying
Medi-Wolf: LOL

Belgianwaffles-san: LOL
Belgianwaffles-san: I just saw a goat get fucked by a wolf in front of me
Belgianwaffles-san: LMAOOO AND A TROLL CAME OUTTA NOWHERE AND JUST SENT THE WOLF FLYING
Medi-Wolf: oh
Belgianwaffles-san: Aaaand a mammoth is heading straight towards me
Belgianwaffles-san: Wtf is going on
Belgianwaffles-san: AND NOW A DRAGON IS FIGHTING ME AND THE MAMMOTH REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Belgianwaffles-san: IM GOING TO JUMP OUT THE WINDOW IF ONE MROE THING HAPPENS

Belgianwaffles-san: Also spaghetti
Belgianwaffles-san: Makin sure no one eats it
SedateArc20: NIGGA THEY EATIN YO SPAGHETTI
Belgianwaffles-san: *frantic sounds of taking headphones and running*
Belgianwaffles-san: *sounds of a struggle downstairs*

‡Skorpion‡: *reee's without permission*
Belgianwaffles-san: I SWEAER TO UFUCKIGN GOD IF OYU EVER DO THAT AGIAN I WIL FUCKING SACRIFICE YOU TO JESUS
‡Skorpion‡: LMAOOO NO PLS DONT DO IT
‡Skorpion‡: NOT JESUS

Medi-Wolf: k
Medi-Wolf: but uh
Medi-Wolf: oh
Medi-Wolf: Am ded cause no
Medi-Wolf: But
Medi-Wolf: ree
Belgianwaffles-san: Medi are you like high right now or something?

SedateArc20: I don't believe in the african american race.

Medi-Wolf: I was like "Oh he's talking about his fuckin crotch isn't he"

Medi-Wolf: OFFENDED
Medi-Wolf: lol
Medi-Wolf: Gonna join a terrorist group brb
Medi-Wolf: LOL

Medi-Wolf: Gonna pull your intenstines out through your mouth so you can choke on your own bile

SedateArc20: I swear to god, I'm gonna have a kidney stone right now

Belgianwaffles-san: Would you survive drinking only soy milk and eating anything?
SedateArc20: Yoooo, can I eat ass?
Belgianwaffles-san: If you're a cannibal sure.
SedateArc20: So is that a no? I'm not hearing one.

Belgianwaffles-san: We should change the word memes into funnies
SedateArc20: Crippling funnies
Belgianwaffles-san: LMAOOOO

SedateArc20: I'M GONNA SUCK YOUR DICK 'TIL YOU CUM BLOOD, JEW! >:UUUUUUUUUUUU

SedateArc20: OH BELGIAN! I WANT TO GO ON A CRUSADE TO YOUR HOUSE AND PUT YOUR DOGS HEAD ON A PIKE WHILE I CARESS YOUR MIGHTY DONGER! ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ
Belgianwaffles-san: Wtf man...

SedateArc20: NIGGA IM LIT RN
Belgianwaffles-san: good
SedateArc20: *rubs nips*
Belgianwaffles-san: wanna watch mo
Belgianwaffles-san: o
Belgianwaffles-san: ....

Belgianwaffles-san: Yeh, it's a beautimus game
Medi-Wolf: Yeh
Belgianwaffles-san: also as beautimus as you
Belgianwaffles-san: almost*
Medi-Wolf: ew
Medi-Wolf: miss me with that gay shit nigga
Belgianwaffles-san: LMAO

An "In Season" SedateArc20: Medi's Dicc
An "In Season" SedateArc20: Don't take that out of context.

‡Skorpion‡: Belgian...I'm gay.
Belgianwaffles-san: Well if you aren't making a porno then what's the point in telling me?
‡Skorpion‡: LMAO

An "In Season" SedateArc20: soz
An "In Season" SedateArc20: I'm supposed to be in bed
An "In Season" SedateArc20: :C

An "In Season" SedateArc20: False.
An "In Season" SedateArc20: Niggerfaggot.

Medi-Wolf: o
Medi-Wolf: So you tear out their brain and make them a vegetable
Medi-Wolf: NICE

Medi-Wolf: I'd die
Medi-Wolf: Like
Medi-Wolf: He wouldn't even touch me
Medi-Wolf: I'd look at his toe or something and just die from fright

A Festive Belgianwaffle: You're a fucking math wizard.
A Festive Belgianwaffle: Why did you even go on the site?
Medi-Wolf: Idk
A Festive Belgianwaffle: lmao
Medi-Wolf: My mind was like "Make it complicated"
A Festive Belgianwaffle: Medi: I sure am good at math
A Festive Belgianwaffle: also medi: make it complicated
Medi-Wolf: no pls

A Festive Belgianwaffle: GoodTimes is amazing
A Festive Belgianwaffle: How dare you.
Medi-Wolf: Bitch I haven't eaten there nor have heard it. Stop being a protective little shit >:c
Medi-Wolf: #ChristmasClapback
A Festive Belgianwaffle: LOL
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SedateArc20 May 5 @ 10:29pm 
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Belgianwaffles-san Apr 30 @ 9:07am 
SedateArc20: >mfw i take the anal virginity of a child
SedateArc20: I don't believe in the african american race.
SedateArc20: OH BELGIAN! I WANT TO GO ON A CRUSADE TO YOUR HOUSE AND PUT YOUR DOGS HEAD ON A PIKE WHILE I CARESS YOUR MIGHTY DONGER! ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ
An "In Season" SedateArc20: Niggerfaggot.
An "In Season" SedateArc20: I want to have a kid. Not any time SOON, and I will adopt one, but I want to.. mold a young person's mind to be accepting of other's beliefs.
An "In Season" SedateArc20: ALSO I WANNA HAVE A SEX SLAVE LMAOO
SedateArc20: fuck dude im so hungry i could eat a child.
SedateArc20: in fact, i AM eating a child.
SedateArc20: out.
SedateArc20: Im a pedophile.
SedateArc20 Apr 30 @ 8:07am 
BelgianWaffle-san: Hi my name is Belgian and I hate the Jews and want to euthanize puppies. I believe Michael Brown was innocent. #PantsUpDontLoot All gays should die. Hitler did nothing wrong. No matter what I say these are 100% my honest opinions that I am telling to my personal friend SedateArc20.
Whoppah! Apr 21 @ 11:13pm 
Originally posted by Whoppah!:
About 79% male on steam uses female profile pictures.I can see how he mistaken you as a male.

Her name is nico yazawa and she is a tiny,flat chested goddess who I will protect.But I cry for that fact,guys who does that,need some form of religion.