My sim was a broke ass scrub, and so instead of getting a job themselves, Winston the pet cat got employed to help keep food on the table. At some point, my sim DID get a job. But the cat was still making more money.

My neighbors were rude, and swam in my pool without even being invited, so I walled them off around my pool and watched as they die the way they lived. Swimming in someone else's pool.

I made friends with the burglar that broke into my house. While they were in the process of robbing me. And then eventually I went and invited the burglar to my wedding.

Later on my sim burned to death because she was too concerned with eating a bowl of cereal and didn't even care the kitchen she was standing in was consumed by flames.

This game is like real life. Only 100 times more dysfunctional. It's hilarious.

My sim was a broke ass scrub, and so instead of getting a job themselves, Winston the pet cat got employed to help keep food on the table. At some point, my sim DID get a job. But the cat was still making more money. My neighbors were rude, and swam in my pool without even being invited, so I walled them off around my pool and watched as they die the way they lived. Swimming in someone else's pool. I made friends with the burglar that broke into my house. While they were in the process of robbing me. And then eventually I went and invited the burglar to my wedding. Later on my sim burned to death because she was too concerned with eating a bowl of cereal and didn't even care the kitchen she was standing in was consumed by flames. This game is like real life. Only 100 times more dysfunctional. It's hilarious.