Classified stuff, buddy.   Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
If I don't know you, Comment before adding me. kthxbby
Also please don't add me for talking to YouTubers or unusual trades.
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Profile picture made by : This lovely lady

heard u were talkin shit

hey guys look the new employee
Currently In-Game
Team Fortress 2
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Welcome to my profile!
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Hey you person on my profile. I'm generally a very lenient guy who brings the chill vibe wherever I go. Almost always you will see my playing TF2, or making something in Garry's Mod. I wont bite, and I am hard to piss off. I know my profile makes me look very egotistical, but please know I am quite the opposite. I have self confidence issues, and will often refuse help of any kind, thinking that I don't deserve it. Anyways, If you want to add me to play and talk with me, that's fine, just please comment before adding me. Any adds that don't get explained in the comments, I ignore. I'm not too talkative in steam, so the best way to get in contact with me is joining my Discord server. [discord.gg] I usually hang out with people in here. We talk, we create, and we play. If you want to become a good friend of mine, just read the rest of the bio, and go on from there. One more thing, I freaking LOVE art. Any and all art I get of my heavy loadout good or bad I will upload to my artwork, and credit you!

The Rules List
(1.) Comment before adding me.
(2.) Please don't ask for items of any kind.
(3.) Respect me, and my friends and we'll do the same to you.
(4.) Don't spam me with game invites
(5.) Don't invite me to raffle/giveaway groups (please)

Good Pals

Demongar - Great animator, and one of the funniest people I've ever met.
Ornamental - Big trader with a love for stupid humor.
Sentro - Skilled medic main with patience you will not believe.
Snnowyy - Decent sniper main, avid shoe collector.
Junkerz - My main apprentice and partner in crime.
Dice - Loyal friend and is known as the "guns guy."
Hpack - Extremely patriotic pal who lives and breathes the American dream.
AstrasFlowers - Great artist with huge talent, and an even bigger heart.
General Jruokis - Brutal heavy main with a thirst for coward blood.
Evatron - Talented Gmodder with the saltiest crew in the seven seas.
Dusto - Legendary heavy with an obsession for anything gold.
Spergy - Great balloon freind who's had my back for a while.
Stealth - Big trader who mains soldier and scout.
Merchant - Biggest weeb I know, but a great pocket medic too.
Dj - Steel heavy main with a love for everything Pokemon.
Blockz - My biological brother who keeps life from getting boring.
Coms - Grandmaster shitposter and great scout main.
Monsieur Saboteur - Smelly stinky mackrel scout. Oh, she does art too.
CosmicAfro - Great guy, sometimes a little too innocent for my jokes.
Big Joey - My biggest heavy rival, but my strongest heavy ally.
XenoGene - Casual spy main who endorses my family guy memes.
SoundSmith - Trolldier who frequents Hightower, and LOVES mvm.
Clockwerk - Rootin' tootin' Demoknight main who terrorizes me on hightower.

Q. Why did you remove me?
A. Cleaning out inactive friends is the most common reason.

Q. I'm new, can I have free stuff?
A. u hecking dippy doo read my rules u gosh dang dingus

Q. Can we play a match together?
A. Sure if I'm not busy or playing with friends.

Q. Can I talk to (insert youtuber name here)? What's he/she like?
A. Don't ask me about youtubers please.

Q. A Heavy main!? Don't you guys like, not exist or something?
A. There are plenty of us we just all hide in an underground organization.

Q. Can you sign my item?
A. Of course! Just send me an offer with the gift wrap and the item.

Q. Can you sign my profile?
A. Yeah, sure thing, I will sign everyone's profile that asks.

Q. Do you do big unusual trading?
A. Nope, I very rarely make big trades with expensive items.

Q. Can I make you some art?
A. Yep! and I'll upload it and credit you with a link to your profile.

Q. Can you teach me some tips for Heavy?
A. Heavy Isn't the most difficult class to understand, but if you really want to, I could definitely try to teach you some things about the big guy if I got the time buddy ol' chum.

Q. Do you do commissions?
A. I stopped doing commissions a little while ago, but they may re open.

Q. Heavy takes no skill
A. u got me

Q. https://imgur.com/x4PnXQp
A. great

Invite to my public Discord server. [discord.gg]
My Twitch profile. [www.twitch.tv]
My Twitter page.
My YouTube channel.
My Backpack.tf profile. [backpack.tf]
My SteamRep profile. [steamrep.com]
My GameBanana profile. [gamebanana.com]

Away - (not at my computer lol)
Online - pop me a message i guess
Busy - dont pop me a message i guess because im busy you chump
Offline - dead
In-Game - there is a high chance i am being a sweaty tryhard and it may take a second to get back to you so be patient or else no broth for you naughty boy

Best Moment In TF2
(TEAM)Bearded Expense: everyone go heavy or get killed irl
Everyone else: k
Bearded Expense: lets do this bois
25 seconds later
a new country arises

Good Quotes
"A new disaster movie idea: God stretches his balls in front of the sun." - Demongar

"Your ass is grass, and my cock is the weed whacker!" - Blockz

"I'm Black Jesus with a blunt, and you're fat Hitler with a cunt." - Hpack

"Boobs are proof that men can focus on two things at once." - Valkyar709

"You can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits" - Cinny

"Yeah, I'd just t-pose in real life; clipping through my chair and everything." - Ornamental
Workshop Showcase
This is a playermodel of my Heavy from Team Fortress 2.

The model includes the following:
2 skins: Red and Blue.
3 bodygroups: Bullets, chef hat, and pack.

The playermodel was made by Alaxe.
72 ratings
Created by - minecraft_mikey_7007 and Alaxe
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Recent Activity

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last played on Oct 23
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last played on Oct 18
His youtube vids are art
xenotorch Oct 22 @ 5:21pm 
And I think u will be a cool dude!
xenotorch Oct 22 @ 5:19pm 
I added bc I love your yt vids. :)
Super cool dude
ninexty Oct 21 @ 5:33am 
Help me I'm medic main, hundreds of pyro mains are coming for me with new flame throwers and backburners. Kill them all pls
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