Classified stuff, buddy.   Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
Currently In-Game
Team Fortress 2
Artwork Showcase
Welcome to my profile!
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Comment before adding me; thank you.
Hey you person on my profile. I'm generally a very lenient guy who brings the chill vibe wherever I go. Almost always you will see my playing TF2, or making something in Garry's Mod. I wont bite, and I am hard to piss off. I know my profile makes me look very egotistical, but please know I am quite the opposite. I have self confidence issues, and will often refuse help of any kind, thinking that I don't deserve it. Anyways, If you want to add me to play and talk with me, that's fine, just please comment before adding me. Any adds that don't get explained in the comments, I ignore. I'm not too talkative in steam, so the best way to get in contact with me is joining my Discord server. [discord.gg] I usually hang out with people in here. We talk, we create, and we play. If you want to become a good friend of mine, just read the rest of the bio, and go on from there. One more thing, I freaking LOVE art. Any and all art I get of my heavy loadout good or bad I will upload to my artwork, and credit you!

The Rules List
Comment before adding me.
Please don't ask for items of any kind.
Respect me, and my friends and we'll do the same to you.
Don't spam me with game invites.
Don't invite me to raffle/giveaway groups (please.)
Don't talk to me only to get close to YouTubers.

Good Pals

Demongar - Great animator, and one of the funniest people I've ever met.
Ornamental - Big trader with a love for stupid humor.
Sentro - Skilled medic main with patience you will not believe.
Snnowyy - Decent sniper main, avid shoe collector.
Junkerz - My main apprentice and partner in crime.
Dice - Loyal friend and is known as the "guns guy."
Hpack - Extremely patriotic pal who lives and breathes the American dream.
AstrasFlowers - Great artist with huge talent, and an even bigger heart.
General Jruokis - Brutal heavy main with a thirst for coward blood.
Evatron - Talented Gmodder with the saltiest crew in the seven seas.
Dusto - Legendary heavy with an obsession for anything gold.
Spergy - Great balloon freind who's had my back for a while.
Stealth - Big trader who mains soldier and scout.
Merchant - Biggest weeb I know, but a great pocket medic too.
Dj - Steel heavy main with a love for everything Pokemon.
Cinny - God of bowling, certified meme grandmaster, and true homie.
Blockz - My biological brother who keeps life from getting boring.
Coms - Grandmaster shitposter and great scout main.
Monsieur Saboteur - Smelly stinky mackrel scout. Oh, she does art too.
Big Joey - My biggest heavy rival, but my strongest heavy ally.
XenoGene - Casual spy main who endorses my family guy memes.
SoundSmith - Trolldier who frequents Hightower, and LOVES mvm.
SourcePan - A great, generous buddy who is cool to be around.
Totenkopf - Very talented SFM artist Spy main dude who has a sexy voice.
TealOpal - A fellow Heavy main guy who is very friendly, kind, and trustworthy.
CosmicAfro - Great guy, sometimes a little too innocent for my jokes.
Clockwerk - Rootin' tootin' Demoknight main who terrorizes me on hightower.

Q. Why did you remove me?
A. Cleaning out inactive friends is the most common reason.

Q. I'm new, can I have free stuff?
A. u hecking dippy doo read my rules u gosh dang dingus

Q. Can we play a match together?
A. Sure if I'm not busy or playing with friends.

Q. Can I talk to (insert youtuber name here)? What's he/she like?
A. Don't ask me about youtubers please.

Q. A Heavy main!? Don't you guys like, not exist or something?
A. There are plenty of us we just all hide in an underground organization.

Q. Can you sign my item?
A. Of course! Just send me an offer with the wrap and the item.

Q. Can you sign my profile?
A. Yeah, sure thing, I will sign everyone's profile that asks.

Q. Do you do big unusual trading?
A. Nope, I very rarely make big trades with expensive items.

Q. Can I make you some art?
A. Yep! and I'll upload it and credit you with a link to your profile.

Q. Can you teach me some tips for Heavy?
A. Heavy Isn't the most difficult class to understand, but if you really want to, I could definitely try to teach you some things about the big guy if I got the time buddy ol' chum.

Q. Do you do commissions?
A. Here is a link to my info. [i.imgur.com]

Q. Heavy takes no skill
A. u got me

Q. https://imgur.com/x4PnXQp
A. great

My Public Discord [discord.gg]
My Twitch profile. [www.twitch.tv]
My Twitter page.
My YouTube channel.
My Backpack.tf profile. [backpack.tf]
My SteamRep profile. [steamrep.com]
My GameBanana profile. [gamebanana.com]
My Reddit profile.

Away - (not at my computer lol)
Online - pop me a message i guess
Busy - im busy you fuking chump
Offline - dead
In-Game - there is a high chance i am being a sweaty tryhard and it may take a second to get back to you so be patient or else no broth for you naughty boy

Yea so that's it for now; if u want to add me, leave a comment or I'm gonna molest you
Workshop Showcase
[img] https://i.imgur.com/2XgkFcG.png [/img]

This is a playermodel / NPC of my Heavy loadout from Team Fortress 2.

The model includes the following:

The Playermodel
- 2 Skins: Red and Blue.
- 3 Bodygroups: Bullets, chef hat, and belt pack.
99 ratings
Created by - 『Bearded☆Expense』 and Alaxe
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Recent Activity

6,339 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
44 hrs on record
last played on Dec 12
1,923 hrs on record
last played on Dec 12
Jas The Merchant 23 hours ago 
plays trumpet in the other corner. I actually used to play trumpet
Jolly Veewadd Dec 13 @ 7:02pm 
(Plays trombone in the corner)
clout Dec 13 @ 10:20am 
fake news
Jas The Merchant Dec 13 @ 8:01am 
Fun fact of the day: BEarded expense has a beard.
TheWarpLord Dec 13 @ 12:49am 
I don't get why people are comments asking "why did you remove me" Bearded clearly stated on his little info box, that the most common reason is that your a inactive friend or broke the rules that he mentions in the rules list. I'm not trying to sound like a dick, I'm just pointing this out.
SweetBest☠AEP☠ Dec 12 @ 9:44pm 
Noob game