Battler Ushiromiya vs Bernkastel
Michael Cravath
San Diego, California, United States 
Number hack accusations in Battleman 3: *2*
Featherine quietly showed her surprise.
......to truly surprise her was no easy task.
The Witch of Miracles, who boasted that no one could even step on her shadow unless she wished it, .......fell. After taking Battler's right fist to her face, she fell.
She couldn't undo the fact she was hit. For the first time in a hundred years, she had let someone tread on her shadow without wishing it.
".......Wh, .........what?"
".........Take it back."
"T, ..........take w, what back?"
She didn't let the next strike hit her. However, Battler only missed by a hair's breadth. Not because she had intentionally made it so, ......but for real.
"........it hurts.........it hurts, it hurts......"
Finally she truly began to feel the pain of being punched in the face. For too many years, she had forgotten the concept of pain. Very slowly, ........it was returning to her.
"It hurts! ......it hurts, it hurts, it hurts.......aaaaaaghghhh!"
Bernkastel writhed in anguish, holding her cheek. Battler looked at her. Their eyes met, once again, Bernkastel had remembered the emotion she had forgotten for hundreds of years.
"........does it hurt?"
"....................!!!!"
"The pain of your words ridiculing my friend.......is greater than that."
What Battler saw before his eyes, was Bernkastel shuddering for the first time in centuries. To Bernkastel's eyes, it hadn't even looked like Battler rushing at her and punching. It was though.......she was sucked towards where he stood with his furious fist raised.
Of course he couldn't hit her, she was like a shadow. Trying to hit Bern was like trying to hit the reflection of the moon on water with a stone. However, Battler hit it. And again, over and over.. To prevent the moon from showing on the water's surface ever again.
His certain willpower....broke through to a miracle.
Battler shot a backwards kick without even looking behind him, splitting through empty space. In that space.....Bernkastel reappeared, with a foot in her gut.
"Geh.............hah............"
"..........Take back your ridicule of my brave friend!!!"
Once, it would have been a miracle. Things that happen more than once aren't miracles anymore.
....take it back. 
Take back your ridicule of my brave friend!
The Golden Truth
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And that's a good thing.
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