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My armor is contempt. My shield is disgust. My sword is hatred.

Belgium

1. Friendly fire - isn't.
2. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note.
3. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
4. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
5. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.
6. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.
7. Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself.
8. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
9. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
10. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.
11. No plan ever survives initial contact.
12. Five second fuses always burn three seconds.
13. Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.
14. Don't look conspicuous; it draws fire. For this reason, it is not at all uncommon for aircraft carriers to be known as bomb magnets.
15. If the enemy is within range, so are you.
16. Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both.
17. Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.
18. Tracers work both ways.
19. Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.
20. Military Intelligence is a contradiction.