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A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... Smoking a joint.
When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,
'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'
The koala said, 'Smoking a joint; come up and have some.'
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala ,
Where they enjoyed the weed.
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was dry
And that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far
Over and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this, swam over to the little lizard, and
Helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,
'What's the matter with you?' The little lizard explained.
The crocodile said that he had to check this out, walked Into the rain forest, and found the tree where the koala was Sitting finishing a joint.
The crocodile looked up and said,
'Hey you!'
So the koala looked down at him and said,
'Shiiiiiiiiiiit, duuuuuude.....
How much water did you drink?
When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,
'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'
The koala said, 'Smoking a joint; come up and have some.'
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala ,
Where they enjoyed the weed.
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was dry
And that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far
Over and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this, swam over to the little lizard, and
Helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,
'What's the matter with you?' The little lizard explained.
The crocodile said that he had to check this out, walked Into the rain forest, and found the tree where the koala was Sitting finishing a joint.
The crocodile looked up and said,
'Hey you!'
So the koala looked down at him and said,
'Shiiiiiiiiiiit, duuuuuude.....
How much water did you drink?
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weird AL would have not bothered w/ the bottle blocking the full monty on his spray
I'm basically like Weird Al except way more awesomes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X024NEsDyC8
This is the race I'm gonna win
Gonna get da goldsss
I'm just so fast, now understand
Lost you're direction
It's just what, you're used to
Just losing all the time
You're jealous, of me
Seeing my awesomes
I won the golds and I liked it
Gonna put it strait in my pocket
I won the golds just to eat it
Unwrapped it, mmm it's chocolate
It tastes so good
It tastes so right
Just means I'm running this tonight
I won the golds and I liked it
I liked it
No, I don't care about your lame
Stupid ass excuses
Oh god not regular zombies
Terr-ible racer
You're not good, at racing
Not, like me the gold guy
Your feet get, so worn out
Hard to winnnnn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X024NEsDyC8
This is the race I'm gonna win
Gonna get da goldsss
I'm just so fast, now understand
Lost you're direction
It's just what, you're used to
Just losing all the time
You're jealous, of me
Seeing my awesomes
I won the golds and I liked it
Gonna put it strait in my pocket
I won the golds just to eat it
Unwrapped it, mmm it's chocolate
It tastes so good
It tastes so right
Just means I'm running this tonight
I won the golds and I liked it
I liked it
No, I don't care about your lame
Stupid ass excuses
Oh god not regular zombies
Terr-ible racer
You're not good, at racing
Not, like me the gold guy
Your feet get, so worn out
Hard to winnnnn
I won the golds and I liked it
Gonna put it strait in my pocket
I won the golds just to eat it
Unwrapped it, mmm it's chocolate
It tastes so good
It tastes so right
Just means I'm running this tonight
I won the golds and I liked it
I liked it
Us bears we are incredible
Soft fur, big ears, so petable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's koalaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaaaaa
I won the golds and I liked it
Gonna put it strait in my pocket
I won the golds just to eat it
Unwrapped it, mmm it's chocolate
It tastes so good
It tastes so right
Just means I'm running this tonight
I won the golds and I liked it
I liked it
Gonna put it strait in my pocket
I won the golds just to eat it
Unwrapped it, mmm it's chocolate
It tastes so good
It tastes so right
Just means I'm running this tonight
I won the golds and I liked it
I liked it
Us bears we are incredible
Soft fur, big ears, so petable
Hard to resist so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's koalaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaaaaa
I won the golds and I liked it
Gonna put it strait in my pocket
I won the golds just to eat it
Unwrapped it, mmm it's chocolate
It tastes so good
It tastes so right
Just means I'm running this tonight
I won the golds and I liked it
I liked it
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