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Barlk (to vomit on gromit)

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Time to die.

Carl is God in the eyes of a Barlk.

United Kingdom (Great Britain) 

There are things I need of you. Things you may not understand, and may not wish to do, but please, do not make the same mistakes I did.

My father, Howard, deserted me before I was born. I could claim the loss of my mother, and the letter I received after her funeral, blinded me to what I had to do. It would be a lie:

Human nature sealed my downfall.

My name is Philip. If we are lucky, then by the time you receive this, I will be dead.

If fate frowns, we all perish.


Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.


I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain.

Time to die.


"I am Andrew Ryan, and I am here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

'No,' says the man in Washington, 'it belongs to the poor.'
'No,' says the man in the Vatican, 'it belongs to God.'
'No,' says the man in Moscow, 'it belongs to everyone.'

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...

Rapture.

A city where the artist would not fear the censor,
where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality,
where the great would not be constrained by the small.

And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city, as well."
―Andrew Ryan


When everything is said and done
Still looking for answers if only one
Turn my back the urge has gone
Left with no reason we come undone.


Actor Gunnar Hansen sought inspiration from special needs children to develop Leatherface's mannerisms.


MANCHESTER UTD. 0
LOADSAMONEY UTD. LOADS


9:54 PM - Barlk (2Scrap): hang on
9:54 PM - Barlk (2Scrap): are you saying
9:54 PM - Languid: they dont have an effect on each other
9:55 PM - Barlk (2Scrap): the chance of a coin landing on heads 50 times in a row is the same as it landing on heads twice in a row?
9:55 PM - Languid: yes
9:55 PM - Languid: but statistically it doesnt happen
9:55 PM - Languid: due to the chances of a 50-50 for each toss


11:19 PM - OSkAR: My mind is restless and ever cell of my body says put down that fucking pencil and pick up a crayon


8R+LDJWJ
0:0:17192803
tf2lobby:61011135
[gmodorg|df283267f5e240fd2522be844746f8c2]

Soundtrack to my life. *sniff*
The life of an average Joe magically compressed into a 5 minute video.
And tidal waves couldn't save the world from Californication

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Sholwa posted on December 30, 2011 @ 1:37pm
traded for a dead island key, i went first and got the code quickly, game works, + rep :))
 
Soueto posted on December 23, 2011 @ 5:28am
Very trustworthy, one of the best traders I ever dealt with.
 
Spiritsoul posted on December 21, 2011 @ 1:32pm
Trade went smooth, A+
 
holm5073 posted on November 26, 2011 @ 7:03am
Sent first, couldn't have been an easier trade! A++
 
Nastradames posted on October 23, 2011 @ 12:15pm
great trader, was fast and easy
 
st1d posted on September 07, 2011 @ 9:14am
hi


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Socialism, people compare this with terrorism and the "evil" USSR. I can assure you that being a socialist is not a bad thing, dont be to extreme in your views and socialism can change the direction a country is heading in. This group allows you to express yourself as a socialist as it should not be a bad thing to be one. And just if your wondering that is Karl Marx in the picture.

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Games recommended by Barlk (to vomit on gromit) _

Staggering in ambition, stunning in execution. Not only the best GTA game (in my opinion, having played them all) but one of those timeless diamonds of gaming that serves as a source of fond memories and nostalgic reminiscing, as well as, you know, raising the bar and setting the benchmark etc. for open world exploration and quest design accompanied by a cast of nuanced characters with engaging and witty writing to boot.

"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
"Why you keep asking me that, holmes? I told you, I dunno. Where his holiness does his business is his business."

Leave a comment December 28th, 2011 @ 7:40am

Killing Floor - the cheapest stress therapy you're ever going to get.

It's been a long time coming, but since the balance update they did a few months ago, the game has pretty much reached perfection.

Perfection. Killing Floor satisfies its niche perfectly. The developers deserve your money.

Leave a comment December 8th, 2011 @ 4:06am

7/10, like watching a bulldog eat mayonnaise off the floor.

Morrowind > Elder Scrolls Consoleport: Streamlined Accessibility Fetchquests Almost-simple-enough-for-chad-and-his-bros-on-the-xbawx Edition.

u giez luk a dragun hyuck hyuck hyuck

View all 1 comment November 29th, 2011 @ 6:49am