Recent reviews by gerf

she sending my orbo on an odyssey

this is one of those games where the movement makes it fun to just kinda ♥♥♥♥ around and not actually accomplish anything but even when you are trying to actually do things its still a good time

fun game but im not sure how i felt about the part where i lost my combo in the final level and peppino started directly at me with realistic bloodshot eyes and said my full name address and blood type

heehoo robot

yes

this game is cool i wish space was real

my sanity deteriorates further with every road i place

this is the red dead redemption 2 of open world video games

tyzias reminds me of my ex wife (i miss you darlene)

I didn't know what true euphoria was until I played Garfield Kart for the Nintendo PC. Everything about this game just screams quality. It has an absolutely gorgeous soundtrack that perfectly encapsulates every emotional moment in this game's perfectly crafted story which rivals that of some of the greatest authors of our time, graphics that make Red Dead Redemption 2 look like Bubsy 3D, a cast of memorable, unforgettable characters with each one being even more charming and lovable than the last, and the most immersive gameplay you'll ever find that actually makes you feel like you're the one in the driver's seat, participating in a hectic race with that wacky orange cat and all of his friends that we've come to know and love over the years. You will never find another game, nay, another piece of media that is this worthy of the coveted 10/10 rating. It's a practically flawless masterpiece, a symbol of mankind's evolution, and a pretty okay racing game. You don't just play Garfield Kart. You live it.