Boycott developers who invent games in their head then don't release them for sale

We of the internet, citizens of the internet are tired.

We're tired of developers who invent games in their head then don't code them, don't release them to the public SIMPLY FOR FEAR OF PIRACY.

This is a trend that has to stop and it has to stop right now.

Why?

1. No dedicated servers.

This is, obviously, a bad thing.

2. The worst DRM yet.

Not content with activation limits, not content with Securom, GFWL or even a CD Key check these developers take DRM to the extreme.

By NEVER making the game and NEVER making the game available to the public they punish legitimate purchasers who want to play unreleased fictional games.

3. They smell.

Of cows and eggs and flour.

I'm sure you'll all agree that this must stop. Right now. Yes, that's right. It must stop.

WE DEMAND THE FOLLOWING:

1. All developers must make their fictional games available to play for cashmoneys.

2. All twitter jokes be taken a little bit too far.

3. 2 Kinda Eggs and a can of coke.

THE REVOLUTION BEGINS HERE.